Oh god, Oh god, Oh god.
I LOVE THIS FUCKING IDEA! Recently, for some unexplained reason, I've been obsessed with Harvest Moon. Jesus, This Idea was driving me insane. A GAY, MESSED UP, SMUTTY, SASUNARU VERSION OF IT! Of course, its multi-chapter, and I'm praying I can update more often. It was so much fun to write.
The characters families are all mixed around, so don't tell me how no one is related to who they're related to in the show. :D
I'm probably going to discontinue Play Along. Sorry:D
Anyways, on with the important stuff, then read. THIS IS IN Sasuke POV! For once. I thought I'd try it out.
Title: Harvest Son(gay, but it works.)
Rating: M, future SasuNaru.
Summary: Our beloved Uchiha is living in Mineral town, after finding that his family strangely disappeared after he came back from a years vacation. He finds nothing remotely interesting here, until a sexy blonde boy happens to move into the abandoned farm downtown. FUTURE SasuNaru, AU.
Harvest Son; Chapter 1
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Goddamn this peaceful town.
I had been away from here for so many years, only to come back and find my family gone. I shunned everyone around here for a long time, even the owners of the Inn I was staying at. Sakura, the pink haired girl that belonged to the Inn's owner, would try to make a move every time I came home from the church.
It was annoying. The first time I met her she was laying moves on me like I was her recent husband. I hadn't even been in town for more than 2 fucking hours. Her father offered me some kind of pie. I figured it was poisonous and walked upstairs, only to find I was sharing a room with some kid named Kiba. I had jumped straight into my bed, and thought everything would be normal in the morning.
I was wrong.
The next morning was even worse. I walked downstairs, to be dragged and forced to sit at a table with that...thing. She was like a parasite, impossible to get away from, because somehow they always found a way to get you. Inwardly, I cried. Outwardly, I wasn't entirely sure.
I immediately rushed to the church to talk to Kakashi, the preacher. I sat in the church for hours everyday, not because I was religious, but because he was the closest shit I had to a father. He had to be the biggest pervert I had ever met. I'd walk up to him everyday, and he'd be trying to tell me some story about this man named Iruka he had met years ago. All about how he longed to see the man again.
I didn't have a life other than that. Church, Inn, occasionally town square. I never went to these stupid events anyway. Cooking festival?
Yeah. Right.
I was walking down the street the other day, and ran into Neji. The chicken farm kid. He was obsessed with the supermarket's son, Gaara. They stood in front of a bench together everyday beside the damn thing, and didn't say anything. On top of that, the stupid morons don't even sit. How can you stand for two hours without sitting, or saying anything.
I am the only one who is supposed to be able to do that. Why? Because I'm downright sexy.
I am an Uchiha, but no fucking one can remember my last name. Its like everyone in this town has a phobia. A Name-forgetting phobia. Nameophobia, yeah Nameophobia. See how sexy I am? I created my own phobia. I bet I could create my own damn town too, with smarter people. That bushy mayor, with his green elastic. Who in the hell raised him?
His daddy. Damn, I am sexy.
Oh whatever. This town would be lost without me. I don't even say shit, and I have these girls melting around my feet. That girl that runs the library, Hinata? She doesn't even talk, or melt around me. Her and that Kiba kid that I share a room with are together all the time. Except when Kiba's working for his grandfather.
Neji's mother is also quite strange. Kurenai? She has some weird disease that made her eyes turn red. Its un-cureable, so her husband, Asuma, went on some damn quest to find some legendary flower that can cure her. He's never coming back.
Then during the summer, when that lazy kid Shikamaru starts running his beachside restaurant, I end up having to share my room with him too. He snores so damn loud, I'm surprised it doesn't wake up the entire town. He's in love with Neji's sister, Temari. She comes down to his shack almost every day during the summer. Its so annoying how boys and girls go together.
And around now, your probably wondering why I know all of this when I only go to the Inn and the Church. I know because...I'm sexy.
Sexy men don't come around everyday. I am the only sexy man around this town, and that is for sure. I feel like walking through town square right now, just to get those married women to melt. Being sexy is fun.
All of a sudden, Mr. Spandex runs into me. He's all excited, talking about some 'new flower' just moving into town. That run down farm? The one that Itachi kid left behind? That place is an ugly mess. New kid...I want to meet her.
So I started walking towards the farm. I was attempting to get there before everyone else, which I did, because I'm Sexy. All I saw was short, blonde hair, and an ass stuck up in the air for my pleasurable viewing. She was bending over to pick up some enlarged piece of wood out of her field. God, If I wasn't gay. That girls ass looked pretty damn fine up in the air.
Finally, she turned around. One problem with my 'she' accusation. Boobs were missing...
Were they fucking invisible? Did my mind make them disappear in some phony magic act? 'She' smiled sweetly, and opened 'her' eyes. At that second, I was almost positive I was seeing things. Eyes CANNOT be that blue, its unearthly impossible.
I finally caught myself, and gave 'her' a cold stare, like I always do. 'She' didn't melt at my feet, or start kissing my arm and staring at me with those googly eyes. What the hell was wrong with 'her'?
"Bastard. I've been holding out my arm for about five minutes now."
Holy shit, It was a 'he'.
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I'm in love with this story.
Its so much fun to write, I think I'm going to continue writing it today.
Ill post the chapters whenever! REVIEWS PLEASE! :D Updates also are based on the number of wonderful reviews I get!