I do this too fast. This is Ares everybody. Expect a lot more comedy ( maybe...)
I own nothing.
Ares's guide to War and Army and stuff.
So you want to know about war and the Army...
Punks, you think War is all about blood and gore and the killing of good and innocent people from your country in the army.
You're wrong.
War is all about you, freedom, and coming to a mutual understanding by forcing a county to do what you said.
Athena: I can't believe you put Mutual in your sentence... and you actually sounded smart.
Get out of here, Brain. Your pamplet's after Bowy.
Artemis: MY NAME ISN'T BOWY!
Get out before I get my AK's out on you!
Why do you like Wars? ( Courtesy of K.a. )
What? Are you askin me that question? Why the hell shouldn't I like war? Here's what I say about War.
Wimps
Are
Recaptured.
War seperates the weak from the strong, the dumb from the smart. It's all about stratagy.
Athena: We all know what catagory you'd be in.
Artemis: *cough* Dumb*cough* *cough* dumb *cough*
SHUTUP AND GET OUT!
What do you think of women being the army/marines? ( courtesy of WritingIsMyLife426)
I think it's about time! Stinkin' women, always wastin men's hard earned money for what? To sew and crap? That's a load of bull-
Athena: That's a load of bull what?
Bull-
Artemis: Yeah, Are-Are. Bull what?
I don't have to listen to you.
Hera: Ares, get the Hades over here and tell me.
Yes mommy...
Haha. Ares said " mommy". Maybe " Are-Are" isn't as tough as we thought.
Yeah... no. I am stronger than Zeus.
Watch your words. Apollo got beat up because he was dissing Zeus.
Oh, yeah. You know that dude who dissed Aphy?
Umm... no. * Eyes dart to the left while sweating nervously* So, how do you feel about dating your bro's wife.
Huh? Oh, that loser. Well, Hephaestus is a loser anyway. Someone as hot as Aphy doesn't deserve someone like him.
Yeah! That's right! Because you two are dirty, sneaking, caniving idiots who only care about themselves! Hephaestus is 1000000x better than you!
What? You want a war? I'll giove you one.
Fine then! Hephaestus-lovers! Unite! * 10 trillion people come*
Hmp! I'll destroy you all!
* some guy steps up* Hephaetus is the god of a GOOD thing. I swear. Sometimes you can be so hateable.
Oh yeah? Name one reason why.
Clarisse, YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, is afraid of you. STILL!
Mind your business, punk.
* Another guy comes up* Chill. So,how do you meet your women?
Army. Period.
Ok. Well, ATTACK! * Everyone attacks Ares, who has his own army by now. A new war has started. They call it the Anti-Ares war.
WHY YOU LITTLE-!
Hermes: * Sighs in defeat* This is the third time I've done this. NO STATEMENTS! JUST QUESTONS.
George: Oh! Oh! Boss, let me do it!
Martha: No, he'll let me do it!
Hermes: Ares is fighting in the Anti-Ares war. He cannot finish this. That is why we have a clip of Madagascar 3 instead.
Pft! I wish! Freaking Hermes, always lying and such. Anyway, Athena is next, so you can go ahead and ask her questions. BTW, I'm not updating until tommorrow.