Disclaimer: I don't own them so don't sue me all you'll get is like $3.95 and a goldfish named pepe le skunk.

Chapter 1 Lizzie's Diary Dear Diary, Ok I'm not very good at writing but oh well. My mom wants me to write in you so I don't act like I am about to explode because of everything so. Here I am. I guess I should spill my gut to yuh. Ok so here is everything. My name is Elizabeth "Lizzie" McGuire, I am 13 and in the 7th grade. My best friends are Miranda Sanchez and David "Gordo" Gordon. My worst enemy is Kate Sanders. I used to have a big crush on Ethan Craft (cute but know brains what so ever at all). And now for some reason the feeling I used to get when I was around Ethan I now get around Gordo only amplified (by like ten trillion times. Hehehe). Wait does that mean I have a crush on my totally and complete best friend Gordo. I can't think that! No I don't have a crush on him. I can't have a crush on a guy I have known all of my life. Who makes me laugh and has a great laugh and the best smile. Did I just say that I liked his smile? Uggggh! I don't have a crush on him!!!!!!

Lizzie McGuire

P.S. do I?

Dear Diary, Now I believe I have a crush on Gordo (I was in denial before). I have a crush on my incredibly cute, incredibly nice, incredibly smart, incredibly wonderful, incredibly sexy best friend who I have known since we wore diapers. Today I was talking to him by our lockers and Miranda accidentally bumped into me, but it was hard enough to push me over. And guess what Gordo caught me in is arms. I just wanted to stay there but I got up so no one would figure out I liked him. It was very nice in his arms. Giggle. For some reason though every time I looked him through the corner of my eye during our classes together I saw him staring at guess who! NO!!! Ewwww it was not Kate!!! He was staring at me. Me of all people. MememeME!!!!!!! I am so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait does that mean he likes me to? If it does I am so double happy. Happyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappyhappy. OMG it is like 5:30 Miranda will be here any minute got to hide you I don't want her to read you well not yet at least. Bye.

Lizzie McGuire

P.S. Did I mention I am happy!