Full Metal Chimera
Summary: An alchemist who is turning humans and random animals into chimeras. Who better to assign this mission to then the Full Metal Alchemist: Edward Elric? But what would happen if Ed were to go missing too? Rateing for swearing and partial (but not graphic) nudity.
Excuse: This is based off of a dream I had about a chimera that looked a lot like Ed.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA (Ed, Al, Ect.) Hell I don't even own this computer or the tv that I watch FMA on!
Prologue
"Any new leads brother?" Alphonse Elric asked his brother Edward.
"Not yet, and if what I've found is anywhere near it then I have no idea what the hell I'm looking for." Ed said resting his head on the book in front of him.
"25 missing people from around the country, 30 chimeras and still no leads as to who is doing this! I bet the colonel wants to drive me insane!" Ed ranted picking his head up off of the book.
"I'm quite sure he does." Said a voice from behind them, they turned around to reveal none other then Lieutenant Colonel Hughes.
"Yo."
"Oh hi Lieutenant Colonel Hughes," Ed said unenthusiastically putting his head back on his arms.
"Got some news for you!" Hughes said so enthusiastically
"Is it about the Chimeras or your daughter?" Ed asked not looking up.
"Chimeras-"Ed's head shot up. "-but if you want too see Elyisa Then-" He pulled out at the very least 20 photos and shoved them into Ed's face.
"Hughes I-"
"Doesn't she look perfect in her princess costume?"
"HUGHES! GET TO THE POINT ALLREADDY!" Ed shouted
"O.k O.k.! Don't get your knickers in a twist! Another chimera was found just east of here." He said as he readjusted his glasses.
"Really?" Ed asked.
"Yeah Roy told me to give you this" He said handing over an important looking envelope. "He said you were the best one for the job!"
"Oh and your train leaves in 45 minuets!" He said dashing for the nearest exit
"WHAT!" Ed yelled. "HUGHES YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
End Prologue
A/N: Was that O.k. for a prologue? Sorry if the swearing offended you in any way. I have too type up the next chapter! Review and it'll be up faster! I'll give you a-n onlyslightly burned-cookie!