Author's Note: I decided to do a sequel to my story "Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank". And like the first one, it's antagonizing Twilight. So, if anyone likes Twilight, I suggest you leave now and not be offended later. Thank you. Now please read and tell me what you think. P.S I think you guys (and girls) will love the last part. Just saying.
Dear Bella,
You know it's girls like you who set the women's rights movement about 100 years. You whine when things aren't going well, you compare people on the first day of school as dogs, you are such a damsel in distress, and you can't get through ONE day without your Prince Charming.
Sincerely,
All Women
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Dear Edward,
When I try to get a girl, I don't stalk her by going into her room and stare at her when she sleeps (that's just creepy…..so not romantic….eww) like a certain vampire I know *cough* Edward *cough*
Sincerely,
Harry
Dear Twitards,
Harry broke up with his girlfriend for REAL heroic reasons. Edward broke up with his girlfriend because 'he's too dangerous'. Oh please, get over yourself, sparkle pants.
Sincerely,
Potterheads
Dear People,
If anyone cites "Eclipse kicks Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows off as #1 bestseller to prove that Twilight is better, then I'm so going to rip your bones out and use them to hit you repeatedly with.
Sincerely,
Me and the Harry Potter fans
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
You said that you gave your characters little personality as possible so that people could use them as self-insertion fantasy. What kind of self-respecting writer does this, then admit it? What were you thinking?
Sincerely,
Me (HufflepuffIrisJoyce10)
Dear Jacob,
You're a werewolf, oh I'm sorry "shape shifter" who can transform at will? Who the hell would want to do that?
Sincerely,
Remus Lupin
Dear Bella,
I now pronounce you as the Queen of Mary Sues and your "perfect" boyfriend the King of Gary Stus.
Sincerely,
All Harry Potter fans
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
WE GET IT ALREADY! Edward is a sexy beast! (To me, not really. Unlike Bella, I don't like someone based on looks) Sheesh! For once in your miserable life, focus on other characters when you write next time for a change.
Sincerely,
Me (when angry)
Dear Twilight Haters,
It's not that Twilight has no plot, it just has a bad plot.
Sincerely,
A logical person's POV
Dear Bella,
When Harry broke up with me for my safety, I tried to steal the sword of Gryffindor, I restarted DA with Neville and Luna to defy Snape's regime and later fought during the battle at Hogwarts. What did you do? Oh yeah, you went emo for 3 months and tried to commit suicide just so your boyfriend will come back for you. How selfish!
Dear J.K. Rowling,
You are a GOD!
Sincerely,
All the Harry Potter Fans in the Universe