This is based off Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, by LittleKuriboh.
I own nothing, obviously.
Angel: Welcome to the BabyAngelCake sh-
Marik: I thought this was the Marik show!
Angel: No. The BabyAngelCake show.
Marik: Bakura told me it was-
Bakura: I just said that so you would come.
Angel: Thank you, Bakura.
Bakura: Whatever. Could we just get this bloody over with please?
Angel: But we're only just getting started!
Marik: so what are we talking about, exactly?
Angel: Errrr... something. You know this would be a lot better if you two would just COOPERATE and yaoi it up.
Marik: I'm not gay!
Bakura: And I'm not British.
Marik: Shut up, kitty!
Bakura: I told you NOT to call me kitty...
Bakura: *muttering* In public...
Angel: What did you just say?
Bakura: Nothing.
Marik: But kitty!
Bakura: What did I just say?
Marik: Can I call you neko?
Bakura: Absolutely not!
Marik: What about gatito?
Bakura: What the bloody hell is gatito?
Marik: Nothing for you to be concerned with!
Bakura: If it'll make you shut up then yes.
Marik: Okay gatito!
Angel: *snickers*
Bakura: Marik, what does it mean?
Marik: ...
Bakura: MARIK.
Marik: It means kitty in Spanish okay?
Bakura: Of course it does... why do I even hang out with you?
Angel: Because you lo-
Bakura: No I don't.
Angel: But Marik-
Marik: I'M NOT GAY!
Bakura: Yeah... sure. Marik's not gay. Right.
Marik: But I'm not! Just because I like to sing Lady Gaga and the Pussycat Dolls that automatically makes me gay?
Bakura: Kind of.
Marik: You're not a very good kitty.
Bakura: I'M NOT KITTY!
Author's comments:
So... yeah. I got bored and I'm watching The Wiggles. this all makes sense now, right? :P Anyway, you guys can tell me to ask Marik and Bakura to do something, though I can't guarantee they actually will... stubborn bastards.