Chaos at Hogwarts.
A/N: Yes, I know the FoxTrot comic does not take place in Great Britain, but for this story it does.
Chapter 1: All about the letter
There were two balloons tied to the Fox family's mailbox. One read Happy and the other one read B-day. Inside the house, Jason and Marcus were standing in front of a big, chocolate cake. There was a 11 candles with the letters "Happy B-day Jason + Marcus". Once Jason and Marcus blew out the candles, the doorbell rang. Andy opened the door. A women came in dressed in emerald green. "Hello, I'm Professor Magonagall."
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"You got excepted to where!!!???" yelled Andy and Roger.
"Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." said Professor Magonagall.
"Wicked!" said Jason and Marcus.
"But how?" said Paige."And why aren't we?"
"Turns out, Jason and Marcus have the same great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great... well, a lot of greats grandfather named Quinn Sullavan. I guess Peter and Paige never got the magical genes."
"That's not fair! Mom, make it fair!" whined Peter.
"Peter, you're acting stupid. So, Jason and Marcus are... magical?" asked Andy.
"That's right. And they're being sent to the best school with the best head master, Dumbledor." said Magonagall.
Jason and Marcus looked at each other weirdly.
"What? do you think his name is weird?"
"No it's not that, it's..."
"Excellent! Here are your list of supplies, and things you will need for Hogwarts."
Magongall left in puff of gray smoke.
The next day, Jason, Marcus, and all the Fox went to Diagon ally to get their magical school supplies.
"Get to london take a left, take a right, take a left, up the stairs, make a illegal U turn half way, go straight, mmmm... aha! Here we are!" Marcus pointed at a small black building. The sign above it said The Leaky Cauldron.
Inside, Jason and Marcus went inside a storage cupboard.
"Let's see... tap here, here, and here." Jason tapped all the right bricks. Nothing happened. "Oh, wait. They added a part to it." Jason started tapping again. Tip, tap, tippity tap, tap, tip, tap, tappaty tip tap, tap. It sounded like a drum solo. The bricks started to move.
"Coolio" Jason and Marcus said at the same time.
Through the archway was a big street lined with stores that were practically connected. Jason and Marcus had a hard time getting past the wave of wizards outside one store. Something was attracting all these people to one area around a large building called Gingots.
"Well, we might as well go inside. We need to get our wizard money anyway" said Marcus.
They slowly made their way into the bank. As soon as they entered, Jason and Marcus' mouthes dropped wide open. The place was filled with goblins.
"Whoa, real goblins! Being a wizard is really starting to pay off!" said Jason. "Lets see if we can find the friendliest one. They would have non-pointed ears, nose, and chin. He would also be laughing." They scanned the room. Behind them they heard a "Ha ha ha!"
"I think we found the right guy." Jason and Marcus walked up to the goblin. "Excuse us, we need to create a withdraw room."
"Why certainly. Do you have your key?"
"Ummm, I think it's in the envelope" Marcus dug around in the envelope. In fact, He stuck his whole arm in there.
"Geez, That's one big envelope."
"Uh, I think this is it" Marcus pulled out a very tiny golden key engraved with the letters QS.
"Ah, you two must be the decedents of Quinn Sullavan. He was a great wizard" said the goblin. He took the key and started off toward a railcar.
"Hop in" He told Jason and Marcus. Marcus was a little reluctant to go, but seeing as Jason hopped right in he pulled Marcus in with him. As soon as all the passengers were in, the railcar headed off. After a series of twists and turns they came to an abrupt halt.
"Here we are, vault 3."
"Wow, how are we so far up?" asked Jason.
"Well, this is your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather we're talking about. He lived a long time ago and was held in a very high esteem."
"O....K...." Jason and Marcus said in unison.
The goblin slid the small key into the lock. *click* *CHUNCK CHUNCK WHIR WHIR WHIR TICK TICK TICK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!* The door slammed open.
"They haven't remolded the earlier made doors yet." But Jason and Marcus didn't hear any of this. They were staring, opened mouthed, at the giant mound of gold, silver, and bronze.
"It turns out, all of the direct decedents of your great, great, great, etc, grandfather were all muggles, so, you have 440 generations of money built up in this vault. These are galleons, sickles, and knuts." said the goblin pointing to each different kind of coin. "Put them in this sack and you're ready to go!" again, Jason and Marcus didn't hear any of this. They piled almost all of the coins into the rapidly swelling bag. When they came out the door closed behind them. But instead of going back into the railcar, they walked down the edge of the vaults until they got to a simulated Diagon ally.
"What's this?" asked Jason.
"These are direct portals to the next store you want to go to."
"Wicked." Jason and Marcus stepped into the Ollivander wand shop. There was a flash of blue and they landed with a thump on a dusty wooden floor.