Okay, So I was watching Sonny with a Chance, that episode where Sonny gets an interview which Chad crashes, and I think, Well what would have happened if Chad and Sonny kissed right there in the cafeteria.
So here it goes.
"Wow, you are really workin' the diva thing."
"I'm not a diva Chad."
"I know that."
"Then go tell Santiago that. I want people to know me for who I am."
`"And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look Sonny, I like you and I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you."
"It's your fault."
"Is it Sonny? Is it really?"
"Yes. It is. Really."
"Hey look I got to go. I told Santiago I'd be at the park building dog houses for homeless dogs."
"You build dog houses?"
"No, but I know how to make myself look good in front of the camera."
[Here's where I make stuff up]
"Wait Chad."
"What?"
"If your not going to tell the truth, at least help me come up with a way to make both of us look good."
"Really? You want my help? Making you and your show look good?"
"This isn't about my show. This is between you and me."
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Sonny, let's not start an argument now when you're trying NOT to look like a heartless monster."
"Fine"
"So there's only one way I can think of that would make both of us happy."
"What?"
"Well, you would need to come up with an excuse to be super angry at me. A type of 'We play fight all the time' but bigger."
"Like what?"
Chad just stared at her for a long time
"What Chad?"
Chad Dylan Copper pulled Sonny Monroe into the most passionate kiss of her life. To her surprise she kissed him back; like letting a wild animal loose from its cage. The kiss lasted for what seemed like forever. When they separated the whole cafeteria was gawking at them; Towni, that girl who doesn't talk everyone.
"See if we were to date, it would be passed aside as a lovers quarrel."
"But Chad, then us as a couple would be on every news station in America. And I don't love you."
"You see, if that were true, it would have been your first statement."
So that's my idea. Unrealistic? Maybe. But I'm not done yet.
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