Big Boom Dynamites!
Goku is having a stroll with Krillin.
Krillin: Man! Isn't this a great winter night!
Goku: I know! Hey is that a snake?
Krillin jumped into Goku's arms.
Krillin: Where!
Goku:Relax! Maybe we should go
Krillin:Home?!! Great idea!
Krillin and Goku flew home. The snake hid inside Krillin's pants.
Goku: Hey ChiChi what's for dinner! Can you make another plate for Krillin?
ChiChi:Okay Dear!
Goku: Can't you just feel the muscles burning. It tickles in way that makes me...joyful. You feel it Krillin?
Krillin: If the tickle feeling is weird, I'm chalk full of it!
Goku looked at Krillin's pants and saw something bulging.
Goku: Hey Krillin there's something in your pants. It's big and bulging.
Krillin: What do you have there! X-ray vision? It's called a-
Goku: Krillin, I know what it is. People call it a dick I think. Well go to the bathroom and find out what that thing is.
Krillin: Fine!
Krillin went to the bathroom, took off his pants, and found the snake. Krillin screams in pure terror.
Goku: Is everything okay in there Krillin?
Krillin: Snake!!
ChiChi: Goku did he say snake?
Goku: Oh yeah! That snake from earlier!
ChiChi: I don't want a snake in my house! Get it out of here!
Krillin: Get it out!
Krillin ran out of the bathroom and ran around the house frantically.
Goku: Don't worry Krillin! I'll get Trunks to help!
Trunks: So what's the problem here?
Goku: There's a snake in our house!
ChiChi: That you won't take out!
ChiChi smacked Goku across the head with her pot.
Goku: Ouch! That hurt!
ChiChi: It should!
Trunks: I got an idea for that! It involves peanuts!
Trunks put a dynamite in a toy mouse.
Trunks: okay, now the snake will eat the mouse then explode!
Krillin got close to the toy mouse.
Krillin: How's it gonna explode if it's in a toy mouse.
Trunks: Heat sensory. Once it's in the Snake's stomach, boom goes the dynamite.
The snake dashed to the toy mouse and ate it whole, and within a second it exploded into many bloody pieces blowing Krillin into a wall.
Krillin: Leave it to me to feel the worst pain.
Trunks: Well I'm done here.
Goku: Wait aren't you gonna clean this up? You did it.
Trunks: You told me to just kill the snake. I'm not cleaning this mess. See ya!
Goku: Oh. Well Krillin, good luck!
Krillin: Hey wait a minute! I didn't do any of this!
Goku: Hey! You put the snake in!
Krillin: Are you serious?
Goku: Yup! See ya Krillin!
Goku and ChiChi left to there bedroom. Gohan sneaked down the stairs hoping not to get caught.
Krillin: Hey! Where you going Gohan?
Gohan jumped in fright.
Gohan: Krillin?!! What are you-!
Krillin: Long story! Where you going?
Gohan: To a Halloween party with Videl.
Krillin: No your not! You're helping me out of this wall and cleaning up this mess!
Gohan ran out of the door quickly.
Krillin: Sometimes being friends with a Saiyan sucks.
Krillin fell down the wall.
Krillin: Like that!
End