Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Title: "The Legend of How I Screwed Up Twilight Princess"
Summary: Meet Matthew, an employee for a low-paying bar, he's your average bartender living an average life...until he got into a motorcycle accident on his way to work. When he wakes up, he finds himself in the Ordon Province of Hyrule with one purpose only: get back home and to reality. But in order to get home, he has to help Link save the world.
Genre: Adventure/Humor
Pairing(s): None
Rating: T

`SOUND EFFECTS`

`Thinking`

Legend One: Like a Deer at Headlights

VROOOOM!!!!

And I'm off again down the same damn highway...to the same damn job...to the same damn boss....to the same damn city of Malibu, California....It's the late afternoon and early evening, it was twilight. The cool sea breeze was a blast against my skin as I sped down the road faster so I wouldn't be late for my crappy job as a bartender at a low-rated bar. My motorcycle's motor roared louder the harder I stepped on the gas pedal. I passed several cars and even broke the law of overspeeding, but that was normal for me.

Well, let's start of with introductions. My name is Matthew Wingates, I'm a 19 year old dropout currently working as a bartender in Malibu. My blood type is O+, my social security number is none of your business, I have no credit cards, and I'm a video game fan. In the "video game" world, my fandom is practically Zelda. Right now, I'm saving up money for a Wii and a copy of Twilight Princess, which hasn't come out yet. Nearly half a year ago, I was working as an undercover agent for the Hellsing Organization (1) in England but due to certain....events, I was ditched here in America during a mission....damn those two nuns....damn them...but anyway, back to the main story here.

Speed...speed, I am speed.....heh, what can you say while going over speedlimit and having twenty drivers honk at you?

Just as I made an S-bend, my headlights caught a....deer...in the beach?! They live here?!

"MOOOVE, YOU DOUCHE!" I roared, trying to stop, but my breaks were cut. It turns out that I forgot all about repairing the breaks. The brain dead animal merely stood there, looking back at me. "OOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIT!"

I swurved hard....so hard I found myself flying in the air and off of the highway. I was airborne for a few good seconds until gravity decided to be a big bitch and pull me down into the Pacific Ocean....

.:Faron Province-Faron Spring:.

A peaceful scenery is what can describe the unforgettable sight of the forest spring of the Elden Province. The water ran freely from the upper level of the spring while two men and their horse relaxed at the lower level in the sand. Dressed in traditional Ordonian garb, one man had bandages around his forehead while the other wore blue earrings.

The man with the bandages named Rusl spoke,"Tell me…Do you ever feel a strange sadness as dusk falls? They say it's the only time when our world intersects with theirs…The only time we can feel the lingering regrets of spirits who have left our world....."

Link looked up at him, legs crossed up against his chest, he replied,"The lingering spirits....as if they fly around us?"

As if on cue, they heard a drawn out scream of,"OOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIT!" fallowed by me suddenly coming in and crashing into the spring's sand head fist, almost comically. Link and Rusl jumped to their feet while Epona, Link's horse, reared up slightly but managed to calm down when Link came up to her.

Link exclaimed,"Oh Goddesses, I thought you making stuff up but, boy, you were right about the strangeness part!"

Rusl, who had his sword drawn out, sheathed it as he approached me. I slightly groaned,"Ow...damn deer.....next time I see it, I'll kill it..."

"Um...kid, are you alright?" Rusl asked as he bent over and lend me a hand. I took it and he helped me get up.

"Despite the fact that I suffered from a near-to-death experience...yeah, I'm cool," I nodded while brushing myself off. "Hey, have you seen my motorcycle anywhere? I need to get to work..." My head turned in different directions as I searched for my only means of transportation. I stopped looking when I saw Link and Epona. "No fucking way....are you Link?"

Link stared at me,"You just fell out of the sky like it was nothing...are you sure you're fine?"

"Dude, I feel over three hundred feet, it's regular for people to ask questions...."

"..yeah, I'm Link of Ordon...."

"Ordon?"

"Hyrule-"

I raised an eyebrow, then I turned to Rusl,"Is the princess's name Zelda?"

"Yes....it's Zelda..."

I smiled,"Zelda, eh?...hm, hm, hm..." I paced around them, checking to see if they were the real deal. "So this is Hyrule and judging by the way you're dressed, I think I'm in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess....interesting...well, start with intrductions...I'm Matthew, but call me Matt..."

Rusl and Link were silent for a moment before Rusl shrugged,"I'm Rusl and that young man there is Link..if you want...you are welcomed to stay in the village for a while if you have no where to go..."

"You can stay at my house, Matt," Link offered, I shrugged and said,"Eh, what the hell, might as well get a looooong preview of Twilight Princess while I'm here...."

It turned out that I didn't just get a preview....I got the whole damn Legend....

(1) It's a reference to "The Maid Did It!", my fan fic of Hellsing, the original story where Matt was created for.

Let the chaos begin....