Readyplayerone Goes to Monster Hunter World College

Steve from Minecraft was taking a big dump in the forest where his cottage was made which he spent 5 months creating with the trees surrounding him.

"Fuck you mom." Said Steve as he pushed the load out.

It plopped into the toilet and then Herobrine came and spooked him, and then the turd went back into Steve's asshole even though it was already out to begin with but it just floated up and zoomed back in there.

"Yeah!" Said Herobrine, "Hold on." Then he left for a moment, and when he returned, there were tears in his eyes.

His parents had just told him he was adopted. And this was horrifying news. Herobrine? Adopted? But... who could his real parents be?

Sully and Mike Wazowski from uhh fucking Monster's Inc. walked in.

"I had that baby in me for 12 months, Sully!" Mike screamed.

"Then how did you lose it?!" Sully screamed.

"You know how it is when it's Taco Night when you shit all over and you shit out your baby!" Mike screamed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sully screamed.

Herobrine looked at them, tears streaming his face, "... Mom? Dad?"

"Who the fuck is you?" Mike and Sully ripped off their faces and turns out they were wearing masks and turns out they were Lil Pump and XXXtentacle.

I don't know what happens next.

Hitler pops out of a Minecraft tree and gasses Lil Pump.

"OH NOOOO!" They screamed like that kid form Home Alone. Phoenix Wright came out and stuffed his finger into Steve's from Minecraft's urethra to keep the poop in.

Steve liked this.

Sans Undertale and Komaeda from Daganropa came out and Komadea had stupid white tentacle hair. Donald Trump and Boss Baby and Hitler doing that arm hand holding thing from Boss Baby (release date February 26 1975)

And then... Notch exploded. Hard. All over the place. And it was sticky. It got caught in people's feet and their teeth. And then all the semen went into the Jewish toaster and out popped out Supersize Me a film of epic proportions. Everybody loved that movie in 20011 so my dad hit me again. Far into the distant future, Supersize Me 2 is released. And then humanity becomes peak performance and Garfield strokes his tentacle cocks.

And then Steve from Minecraft killed my dad and took me to Minecraft World... and .. I love... him... Me and Hitler and Boss Baby and Minecraft Steve and Komaeda and Sans and Donald Trump and Phoenix Wright and Mike Wazowski and Sully are all happy in minecraft world until Minecraft 2 is released for the Nintendo Switch.