It was the year 2017, dark alleyway in America where the drug dealers hang out, Mario and Luigi were remembering their days as plumbers. But there was a problem, and luigi had to step up and say something. "Mario, I've had enough!" Mario said, "Enough of what?" "The drugs Mario, I've been working about 20 jobs to keep us afloat because you thought it was a good idea to make us quit being plumbers! And to make matters worse you've been spending all my money on drugs!" "Well Luigi, THOSE AREN'T MUSHROOMS, THAT WAS VIAGRA, HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I GET SO BIG?. Luigi stared at Mario with confusion, "Mario, you are a bad role model for the toads." "Luigi, there are no toads." "But, Mario what about the princess, or koopas, or bowser?" "It's all in your head Luigi, you were taking mushrooms too. While I was on the Princess's secret slide ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)." Then the police broke in, accusing luigi of smuggling in immigrants. "Hands up Luigi!" "W-what did I do?" "you were smuggling a Mexican named Pablo past the border in a box while delivering mail." then mario said, "Well would you look at that, I thought I was getting arrested for dealing and using drugs." then the cops were like, "Well now you're under arrest too." Luigi said, "Mario, being a mailman was one of my jobs, i guess a mexican shipped himself over, please don't lock me up!" Luigi was crying and pulled out his gun. The cops tasered him and he woke up in a prison cell with Mario, and some other guy. Mario said, "Who's this lump of floppy meatballs?" The guy in the cell across the hall said, "That's BIG BUBBA, the prison rapist." Luigi screamed, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" and BIG BUBBA woke up, Mario and Luigi screamed all the time in their cell, no silence, no breaks. They always had a burning sensation they couldn't sit, 24/7 OOFAGE.
Chapter 2: A plumber's gotta do what a plumber's gotta do
"Mario! I can't take it no more! If i drop the soap BIG BUBBA shoves it in me and I don't like it!" said Luigi. "Luigi listen, I gotta plan to get us outta here, but you're not gonna like it." Mario told Luigi, he replied with, "W-what's your plan Mario?" Luigi had a look of much concern. Mario tells Luigi, "tomorrow morning, out in the yard, get by the big wall keeping us from leaving. I want you to wait for when BIG BUBBA is near you and drop your pants. BIG BUBBA won't be able to resist and when he enters you, all of his force can break through the wall and then we run for it, and if things get risky I still have this." Mario pulled out a fire flower from under his hat, Luigi had hope in his eyes until he realised that he had to let BIG BUBBA get him, Luigi then told Mario, "But Mario I can't risk letting BIG BUBBA get my butthole! He got it all infected and stuff and now it's like 3 times bigger than it was before!" "You have to do it Luigi, for your brother, for Daisy, in fact, nothing is stopping her from finding your adult magazines." "Alright Mario, I'll do it, but when we get jobs again I want all you can eat pasta." "It's a deal Luigi, well rest up, you're gonna need all your energy to escape this prison tomorrow."
Now it was time to begin the plan, Luigi was up by the wall and BIG BUBBA was getting close. Luigi dropped his pants and yelled, "HEY BIG BUBBA COME AND GET IT!" Luigi screamed and cried, "LEAPING LASAGNA! MARIO HURRY UP!" Mario was laughing like a boo, "Luigi you didn't have to do it like that! You could've just jumped out of the way!" Tears rolled down Luigi's face as he fought to get BIG BUBBA off of him. Mario used his pasta power and kicked BIG BUBBA off of Luigi. Luigi got up and was running like there was free pasta. Mario and Luigi had to leave the country. "Luigi, we have to leave Brooklyn, we can't stay here." said Mario. Luigi said, "But Mario, what about our friends? What about mama?" Mario told Luigi, "We have to go overseas Luigi…
End of Chapter 2