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by Charles Jacob Long (1) Online Now', '', 'November 26, 2015', '', '', '10', 'Registered Author');" onmouseout="hide_uport ();">
Rated: E · Short Story · Fanfiction · #2080869
It's still a brave stupid world.
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Everything was perfectly swell.
The global average intelligence quotient was now a score of 55.
There were no prisons, no slums, no insane asylums, no cripples, no poverty, no wars.
The population of the breed was stabilized at fifteen billion souls.
While the population of the Soong-type androids was stabilized at nine million souls.
One bright morning in the Rachel Forster New Hospital for Women and Children, a man named Oliver Arthur Conan-Doyle Jr., waited for his wife to give birth.
He also wasn't the only man waiting in the waiting room.
There were so many people being born nowadays.
Conan-Doyle Jr. was seventy-nine, a mere stripling in a population whose average age was one hundred and seventy-nine.
He also had an intelligence quotient of 52.
Tricorder readings had revealed that his wife was going to have quintuplets.
These quintuplets would be his sixth set of kids.
Sat beside him was another man by the name of Mr. Mitchell-Turner.
Mr. Mitchell-Turner was seventy-eight.
He, too, had an intelligence quotient of 52.
Tricorder readings had revealed that his wife was going to have octuplets.
These octuplets would be his seventh set of kids.
Meanwhile, a Soong-type android, about two hundred years old, sat on a stepladder, painting a mural he did like to paint on.
The mural he was working on depicted a very neat garden.
Never, never, never—not even in medieval Holland nor old Japan—had a garden been more formal, been better tended.
Every plant had all the loam, light, water, air and nourishment it could use.
A hospital orderly Soong-type android came down the corridor, singing under his breath a popular song:
McDonald's and you. McDonald's and you. Sharing good times together wherever with you. McDonald's and you, and you, and you! Sharing the good time and no matter where we do. Remember there's only one McDonald's and there's only one you. You! Together, McDonald's and you!
The android hospital orderly looked in at the mural and the android muralist.
"Hello, Mr. Zeta," said the android hospital orderly.
"Hello, Mr. Strata," said the android muralist.
"Looks so real," he said, "I can practically imagine I'm standing in the middle of it."
"What makes you think you're not in it?" said the android painter.
He gave a satirical smile.
"That's good of Dr. Doyle Taylor-Washington," said the android orderly.
He was referring to one of the male figures in white, whose head was a portrait of Dr. Doyle Taylor-Washington, the hospital's Chief Obstetrician.
Also, in the mural.
There was a genetronic replicator that existed beside Chief Obstetrician in the mural.
Taylor-Washington was a blindingly handsome man with an intelligence quotient of 54.
"Mr. Strata," called out the android muralist, "did anything come of the zero-point module program they were working on the last time I was on duty at the South Pole?"
"It's the same old story," said the android hospital orderly smiley. "The one that was activated about five years ago is still strong as ever."
"That's good," said the android muralist.
Mrs. Washington-Taylor was resting after dinner before the ordeal of turning on the replicator.
The holovision receiver, of course, was on and it said:
"Oooh!" — long, shuddery and ecstatic, the cue for the U-Feet-Stink spot commercial.
"Girls," said an android announcer smiley, "do you want to give your man a stank footjob? It's easy. Try U-Feet-Stink. It will give an erotic stink odor for your feet and your man."
"Huh?" said Mrs. Washington-Taylor.
"Wassamatter?" snorted her husband, starting out of a doze.
"Ja year hat?"
"Wha'?"
"I heed U-Feet-Stink ust jor mea."
"So?"
"Vell, I hat ore jajies ith youa."
"Aah," said Mr. Washington-Taylor righteously, subsiding again.
"D'oh," said his wife uncertainly.
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