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miyamoto, reggie and iwata were sitting in front of a table hosting auditions.

Miyamoto: next!

a brown haired boy picked up a script and cleared his throat.

Iwata: and you are?

?:tim. I'm planning to be link.

Reggie: please leave, link is now officially a blonde.

=====================================================================================in goron city, biggoron was arguing with darunia.

Darunia: What? You blocked the entrance to dodongo's cavern? Leave now.

Biggoron: you gave birth to the kid named link on your own! That's disgusting!

Darunia: touché.

=====================================================================================in the spirit temple, the twinrova were messing around with a tv remote.

Koume: put it on the channel where they show what goes on in taylor lautner's bedroom!

Kotake: Well too bad, because I'm watching you as a 3 year old.

Koume: WHAT? I THUOGHT I BURNT THOSE!

The two continued to fight.

Well that's chapter one of zeldarguements! Don't forget to review and favourite! And by the way you can review even if you don't have an account.