One day a drunken goathobbit named Frogoat was sitting on a log smoking a pipe and eating salted pork. When suddenly some artard named Aragoat came trotting from behind a bush
screaming the farmers are coming the farmers are coming. So silently Frogoat climed up a tree that over looked the entire shire and there they were farmers but wait thats not the scary part they looked like giant Dick chainy monsters! So then goatgandoff the town hobo began to shoot spells from his stick and it killed all of the dick chainy monsters. So then all of the goathobbits broke out in song singing "yeah yeah the vice president is dead dead dead!" But then from behind a moutain came hordes of orkes and they all looked like condalisa rice monsters.