Sonic, Sonic run faster, you see,
Somebody's chasing you- it's Amy!
You've got to run faster or you will get caught,
You've got to run faster, run faster you ought.
Come on, come on, she's gaining on you!
If she gets the chance, you know what she'll do!
She'll beg you to marry her all day and night,
Sonic, you must run with all of your might.
Oh no! Oh my! Amy grabbed your arm!
Pry her away, quickly, before she does harm!
You can still lose her if you run really fast,
Do it Sonic, do it, it's not a complicated task.
How perfect, how brilliant: she's pinning you down.
Break free with your strength, don't be a stupid clown.
Sonic!! What are you doing?! Are you letting her do this?!?
Do you want to be bombarded with many a kiss?!?!
Sonic, Sonic. I must say.
You purposefully, let her, drag you away.
Tomorrow, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm sending you back to obedience school.