I do not own Babylon 5 which is probably a very good thing, nor Trigger Happy TV which is the best hidden camera show there is. Just thought the image of Trigger Happy TV in B5 was a funny thought (starts to hysterically giggle at the mere thought, Yep I am easily amused). Enjoy.
It's good to relax.
The Zen gardens were always a popular place amongst all the races found with in Babylon Five. They were the few places where people could get away from the hustle and noise of a busy space station and sit in the calm Zen atmosphere surrounded by the sight and smell of plants from planets they were so far from. A little piece of home. "HELLO!" Everyone in the garden jumped as a chubby man in a black suit shouted into the interlink on his wrist. Everyone stared. The small triangular device attached to the palm was not a wholly uncommon sight on the station though they were normally limited to members of security or military personnel. Yet this interlink attached to the back of the mans hand was ten times the normal size and took both hands to hold it by his ear. "YEAH!" continued the man as he very slowly made his way to the exit. "I'M IN THE GARDEN! YEAH. YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT, ITS RUBBISH!"
I make no apologies for this attempt at mixing the two. I realize Trigger Happy TV is more something to watch than read but I tried my best. Hope you enjoyed.