one day, in tazmily village, claus was alseep but was waken up by the sound of lucas screaming in his ear about peanut butter
claus didnt like lucas
"lucas what do you want i was dreaming about ninten no homo"
"claus someone ate all the peanut butter"
"lucas what the heck"
claus got up and got dressed and went outside because he didn't care about the peanut butter
then ninten appeared
"hi claus i love you"
claus then nosebleed
"i love you too ninten lets get married"
"okay were engaged now"
so then claus had a fiance now i guess
thats pretty cool
"hey lucas me and ninten are engaged and we're gonna get married soon"
"thats cool but we're still out of peanut butter"
claus really didnt like lucas
then travis appeared yay
"hi everyone its me travis"
lucas then made out with him in front of claus and ninten how rude
then a shadow appeared above tazmily village in the shape of a dragon
"claus look a dragon"
"oh no we should go hide, ninten."
ninten and claus went into flint's home and built a pillow fort to protect against the dragon
travis is lucas were still outside and on fire but they were still kissing
after a while the dragon flew away
"okay good the dragon is gone and so is lucas i hated him"
"claus isnt he your brother"
"shut up"
then they both went outside and everything was on fire including the writer of this
"the peanut butter is still gone"
"who said that"
then a ghost appeared and it was lucas
claus really really didnt like lucas
"also you need to go to that mountian area north of tazmily because of reasons"
"okay fine lucas"
then ghost travis appeared
lucas then made out with him in front of claus and ninten how rude