It was 90 degrees outside, with the usual downpour of cupcakes. I got up to watch my morning presentation of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which is on TV every morning at -3:00 PAM. Our cable is horrible, mainly because we got all of the kiddie shows for Primmeh. It's either that I watch or Barney, Teletubbies, or the Golf Channel. "Katelittwal, it's time for breakfast! I'm making fried poop!" my mom, Slenderwoman, calls down to me. I sigh and pour the prune juice for Primmeh and I. Today is the ripeariegh. They send two infants into the Hunger Games to hit each other with light sabers. It's more boring than what I watch, but people sponsor them with armor upgrades and bet on them anyways. I got on my unicorn, Shadowfax, and rode off to the Square Thingy.
"WELCOME TO THE RIPEARIEGH! WE WILL BE PICKING TWO BRAVE BABIES FROM OUR DISTRICT TO KILL OTHERS! YAY!" The weird girl onstage yelled. "First, we have Preetrah!" and then a little baby with a small tuft of dirty blonde hair was launched onstage. Its head fell off when it hit the hard wood, and blood splattered everywhere. "Well, uh, so much for that! The only tribute participating in the games was a girl with orange hair. Her name is Carly Rae Jepson!"
-And yes, this was a one-shot-