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Ed Reece and Jay Allan Carter weren't the first astronauts to explore the asteroid belt, they were actuality the latest. "Would you look at that" said Carter "a little slice of heaven" "If your idea of heaven is a bunch of lifeless rocks everywhere" "you have the soul of a poet" "carter we didn't come here for the view our mission is purely scientific" their mission was to search for signs of life in the asteroid belt. "Find anything?" asked Reece "nope" replied carter "not a soul in sight" carter saw something strange move out from behind an asteroid "wait" he said. Carter flew the ship closer "amazing!" said Reece "must be some alien city" said Carter. It was indeed a city on top of a giant rock with rocket engines attached to the bottom of it. "What are we waiting for let's check it out" said Reece. Just as he said that a tractor beam began pulling them towards it. "Looks like they're welcoming us" said Carter "Are you kidding me!?" Reece yelled "who knows what they might do to us!" Carter was shocked.
Two years later
At the radar dish in South Park, Colorado Bartman was hiding there to investigate. "What are you doing here?" said a voice. Mysterion walked out of the shadows "long time no see Mysterion" said Bartman. They were standing just above a room with four scientists; three of them were named Al, Lee and Cynthia, the forth one said "remember barbeque at my place Saturday night and your all invited, Venus is rising early and you know what that means" "I'm there" said Lee "sounds great" said Al "See ya there" replied Cynthia "ha-ha" he laughed "you guys are animals, good night" and left. Al stood up and said "He's gone" he turned to Lee and said "let's get the thing" Lee walked over to a file cabinet and pushed it aside. Cynthia took out a sledge hammer and broke a hole into the wall behind it. She reached into the hole took out a grey metal box with a pig snout drawn onto it. "Here it is" she said carrying it in here arms "now let's go".
Bartman and Mysterion followed them to the top of the dish which was three metal ramps supporting the center where they spotted Cynthia planting a device. "I doubt that modification's legal" said Mysterion. Two spinning cables coiled themselves around Al and Lee tying them together. "Should've stuck to your desk jobs" said Bartman a fight broke out between Bartman and Cynthia. Cynthia punched Bartman in the stomach and tossed him aside like a ragdoll. Al took out a laser and used it to cut the chords. Mysterion ran up to them just as Lee pushed him off the edge of the ramp. Mysterion fired a grappling line and swung himself back up. "Need a hand?" asked Mint-berry Crunch hovering above them "thanks but I can handle it" said Mysterion "they don't look so tough" said Mint-berry Crunch. "Let's go!" shouted Al. As the three heroes began to chase after them, mint berry crunch stopped and groaned as telepathic images quickly flashed through his mind; one was a boy wearing a baseball cap standing next to a meteorite, another was a fat and chubby kid controlling a giant spider like machine. Al took out a remote pointed it too the center and pushed a button. Mysterion was at the center of the dish and found out what she had put there. "GET OUT OF HERE NOW!" he shouted. The three so called Scientists parachuted their way off the dish. Bartman carried Mint-Berry Crunch to the edge and jumped off, just as the bomb exploded. Bartman shot a grappling line to repel his way down. The force of the explosion sent the two heroes flying. After they landed Bartman saw the three land and disappear into the nearby forest. "What happened?" asked Mint-berry Crunch as he regained consciousness. "You tell me" answered Bartman. "I don't know…I was attacked by these images and…that's all I can remember" said Mint-berry Crunch "so what brings you to South Park?" "I've detected security breaches in the global deep space monitoring network, so by the looks of it someone doesn't want us looking out into the cosmos" "that's funny" said Mint-berry Crunch "I was looking for the rest of The Coon and Friends and Mysterion said they were abducted by strange, pig-like aliens" "coincidence?" asked Bartman holding a piece of cloth with a pig snout imprinted on it. "I'd love to stay and chat but I'm expected somewhere else" Mint-berry Crunch handed him a signal watch "call me if you need any help" he said, and flew off.
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