It was a normal night for Greg. He was playing his Satan music, and singing his favorite song.
"I love Satan!
Satan cock is best!
Also negro cock!
Negro cock is good!
I'm gay so I hate women!
Women don't have cocks
All women should die!
I love cock!
Cock is great!
I hate god!
God is not gay!
All Straight people must die!
All Christians must die!
Also I love Jews!"
After Greg finished his show, he looked around and saw that there was only one person
in the audience listening to him. Unfortunately, it was a woman, and Greg hates women.
"What the fuck are you doing you woman?! Don't you know that i'm gay and love Satan?!"
Rose didn't let that stop her, and still tried to talk to him.
"Hello, im Rose, and im here to tell you that I really like your music. Also, im Christian, and God loves you!"
After hearing this, Greg got very mad.
"Your a woman, AND Christian?! That's it! By the power of gay Satan, i'm going to kill you!"
Greg then took out his Aids infected cock, and then shot Aids fire out of his cock. The Aids fire instantly killed Rose, while Greg did a very gay laugh.
"Hea Hea Hea! Now that your dead, i'm going to go suck a black cock while taking a black cock in my ass!"
Greg then went off to have gay Satan sex with gay Satan negros.
10 Years later
Sense Greg wasn't straight, and didn't have sex with Rose. Steven wasn't born. Because Steven was not born, there was no one that was able to protect Earth from the Diamond authority. So earth was destroyed, all thanks to gay people.
...Is this the type of future you want for America? I bet not! Vote NO on gay marriage.
This story was sponsored by the Westboro Baptist Church.