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This is my funniest fanfic. I hope you like it!
Jesse-"Ok. That's the plan to steal Pikachu. Do you understand it?"
Meowth-"I do Jesse".
James-"I do to".
Jesse-"Ok. Then let's go!"
***They start to walk but hear a cracking sound***
Jesse-What is that sound?"
Meowth-"Look! A tree branch!"
***The branch was heading straight for James***
Jesse-"Move your butt James!"
***She was too late. It hit him with a loud thud***
Meowth-"It looks as if he's been knocked out".
Jesse-"I see that you little fur ball!"
Meowth-"Hey! Who are you calling a fur ball!"
Jesse-"I just told you".
Meowth-"I think we should bring him back to camp".
Jesse- "Good idea".
***They each grab one arm and drag him back to camp***
Meowth-"I think we should revive him".
Jesse-"Even though he's more bearable in this condition".
Meowth-"I agree. But we can't do our plan without him!"
Jesse-"Yea. I guess you're right".
Meowth-"I know I am".
***Jesse walks over to James and begins slapping him***
Meowth-"Jesse! What the heck are you doing?!"
Jesse-"I'm trying to bring him to. I thought you knew that!"
Meowth-"You don't revive someone by slapping them!"
Jesse-"Then what do you do you know-it-all-fur ball!?"
Meowth-"You splash them with cold water! That usually works".
Jesse-"Ok. But there's just one little problem".
Meowth-"And what would that little problem be?"
Jesse-"There's no water around here!"
***Meowth sighs and looks at Jesse***
Jesse-"What?"
Meowth-"Didn't you hear it earlier?"
Jesse-"Hear what?"
Meowth-"The stream".
Jesse-"What stream?"
Meowth-"Well, when that branch fell on James' head, It was quite for a few
seconds. That's when I heard the faint
sound of running water".
Jesse-"We need to get some water now!"
Meowth-"Who's going?"
Jesse-"You are".
Meowth-"Why me? How come you can't go?"
Jesse-"Because I don't know where this stream is!"
Meowth-"Ok. You have a point. I'll go".
Jesse-"Good."
Meowth-"I just have one question".
Jesse-"What?"
Meowth-"How am I going to carry the water back?"
Jesse-"I happen to have a bucket in my bag".
***She goes to her bag and gets the bucket***
Jesse-"There. Now you can go".
Meowth-"Ok. I'll be back soon".
***He turns and walks into the forest. He gets back about 10 minutes
later***
Jesse-"Did you get it?"
Meowth-"Yea. It feels like water in early spring".
Jesse-"Maybe because it's early spring".
Meowth-"Oh. Ok."
Jesse-"Give me the bucket Meowth".
Meowth-"Here you go".
He hands the bucket of ice cold water to her and she throws it on James. He
awakens immediately***
James-"Why did you do that!"
Jesse-"To wake you up".
James-"Why was I asleep?"
Meowth-"Because you got knocked on the head with a tree branch".
James-"What's a tree branch?"
Jesse-"Ha Ha. Very funny James".
James-"Who am I?"
Meowth-"You're James! Now come on! We have to catch Pikachu!"
James-"Who's Pikachu?"
***Jesse slaps her forehead***
Jesse-"I cannot believe this!"
Meowth-"What?"
Jesse-"He lost his memory!"
James-"What's a memory?"
Meowth-"Never mind".
James-"Who are you?"
Meowth-"I'm Meowth! Don't you know me?"
James-"No, but who's that ugly girl over there?"
Jesse-*** Outraged*** "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME UGLY!!"
***She storms over him and smacks him as hard as she can on his head. He
blinks and looks around***
James-"Jesse. What happened?"
Jesse-"You should remember".
James-" All I remember is you saying move your butt".
Meowth-"You lost your memory".
James-"Did I really?"
Jesse-"Yes you did and you were a major pain in the butt!"
James-"I'm sorry. Can we try to go and catch Pikachu now?"
Meowth-"We can try".
Jesse-"We WILL".
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This is my funniest fanfic. I hope you like it!
Jesse-"Ok. That's the plan to steal Pikachu. Do you understand it?"
Meowth-"I do Jesse".
James-"I do to".
Jesse-"Ok. Then let's go!"
***They start to walk but hear a cracking sound***
Jesse-What is that sound?"
Meowth-"Look! A tree branch!"
***The branch was heading straight for James***
Jesse-"Move your butt James!"
***She was too late. It hit him with a loud thud***
Meowth-"It looks as if he's been knocked out".
Jesse-"I see that you little fur ball!"
Meowth-"Hey! Who are you calling a fur ball!"
Jesse-"I just told you".
Meowth-"I think we should bring him back to camp".
Jesse- "Good idea".
***They each grab one arm and drag him back to camp***
Meowth-"I think we should revive him".
Jesse-"Even though he's more bearable in this condition".
Meowth-"I agree. But we can't do our plan without him!"
Jesse-"Yea. I guess you're right".
Meowth-"I know I am".
***Jesse walks over to James and begins slapping him***
Meowth-"Jesse! What the heck are you doing?!"
Jesse-"I'm trying to bring him to. I thought you knew that!"
Meowth-"You don't revive someone by slapping them!"
Jesse-"Then what do you do you know-it-all-fur ball!?"
Meowth-"You splash them with cold water! That usually works".
Jesse-"Ok. But there's just one little problem".
Meowth-"And what would that little problem be?"
Jesse-"There's no water around here!"
***Meowth sighs and looks at Jesse***
Jesse-"What?"
Meowth-"Didn't you hear it earlier?"
Jesse-"Hear what?"
Meowth-"The stream".
Jesse-"What stream?"
Meowth-"Well, when that branch fell on James' head, It was quite for a few
seconds. That's when I heard the faint
sound of running water".
Jesse-"We need to get some water now!"
Meowth-"Who's going?"
Jesse-"You are".
Meowth-"Why me? How come you can't go?"
Jesse-"Because I don't know where this stream is!"
Meowth-"Ok. You have a point. I'll go".
Jesse-"Good."
Meowth-"I just have one question".
Jesse-"What?"
Meowth-"How am I going to carry the water back?"
Jesse-"I happen to have a bucket in my bag".
***She goes to her bag and gets the bucket***
Jesse-"There. Now you can go".
Meowth-"Ok. I'll be back soon".
***He turns and walks into the forest. He gets back about 10 minutes
later***
Jesse-"Did you get it?"
Meowth-"Yea. It feels like water in early spring".
Jesse-"Maybe because it's early spring".
Meowth-"Oh. Ok."
Jesse-"Give me the bucket Meowth".
Meowth-"Here you go".
He hands the bucket of ice cold water to her and she throws it on James. He
awakens immediately***
James-"Why did you do that!"
Jesse-"To wake you up".
James-"Why was I asleep?"
Meowth-"Because you got knocked on the head with a tree branch".
James-"What's a tree branch?"
Jesse-"Ha Ha. Very funny James".
James-"Who am I?"
Meowth-"You're James! Now come on! We have to catch Pikachu!"
James-"Who's Pikachu?"
***Jesse slaps her forehead***
Jesse-"I cannot believe this!"
Meowth-"What?"
Jesse-"He lost his memory!"
James-"What's a memory?"
Meowth-"Never mind".
James-"Who are you?"
Meowth-"I'm Meowth! Don't you know me?"
James-"No, but who's that ugly girl over there?"
Jesse-*** Outraged*** "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME UGLY!!"
***She storms over him and smacks him as hard as she can on his head. He
blinks and looks around***
James-"Jesse. What happened?"
Jesse-"You should remember".
James-" All I remember is you saying move your butt".
Meowth-"You lost your memory".
James-"Did I really?"
Jesse-"Yes you did and you were a major pain in the butt!"
James-"I'm sorry. Can we try to go and catch Pikachu now?"
Meowth-"We can try".
Jesse-"We WILL".
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