UPDATED 10/7/16

Disclaimer: I do not own kuroshitsuji or any of its characters if I did It would be a huge ass yaoi show and manga. thank you. ^w^

~Chapter 1~

'An interesting bus ride'What a crap chapter name (10/7/16)

'M-my MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!'

"What the fuck?" a navy haired 17 year old woke up startled. "DAMMIT! ALOIS WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MESSING WITH MY ALARM CLOCK!" Ciel yelled angrily. Getting up and turning it off he heard maniac laughter outside his door and opened it. Outside stood a blonde haired boy chuckling, pleased with his prank. "GOODMORNING CIELLLL!" He shouted annoyingly.

"Alois why the hell did you set my alarm to THAT?"

Giggling he replied "I didn't want you to get up late! After all it is our first day at Kuro Academy~"

Ciel sighed." I know, I know whatever." when he looked up, noticing Alois's nude body. "Gah! Get dressed!" He exclaimed.

"But Ciell~" Alois pouted petulantly, getting closer. Succeeding in backing the unamused Ciel into the wall. Pushing the blond away he growled in disgust.

Alois looked down for a moment then looked back up smiling. "HAHAHA Your face was soo funny!" He laughed.

" Keep your dick down." Ciel huffed loudly. " Get a boyfriend to jack off with at school an leave me alone."

"Oh I will~" Aloise said as Ciel walked into his room to get dressed himself. "But I wont leave you alone." He whispered watching Ciel's ass as he walked into his room.

After dressing Ciel made his way downstairs tiredly. It was unuusually quiet and he noticed the absence of their boisterous, fussy, adoptive "Mother. Walking into the kitchen he saw a glass of earl grey waiting on the table along a note. Taking a sip he read it carefully.

'Good morning my darlings! Have fun on your first day of school I hope it goes well! Mommy and daddy are going on another honeymoon in the Bahamas! He is the BEST isn't he boys! Overtime is nothing to him for this~.We will be back in a month or so! Here is 20,000 dollars Ciel remember to pay the rent and keep Alois out of trouble. Alois be careful and NO 30 year olds! Use protection and try to listen to your brother please? Have fun you two and have a nice month! Cause I know I will~ The house key is in the teacup!

-Mommy

Ciel spat out something small and metallic that had entered his mouth. 'What the hell?' Ciel thought wiping the key off and putting it will the 20 grand in his wallet where Alois could not exploit it. Mentally reminding himself to hide it later. Seeing the bus pull up he shouted "Shit! Alois come on were gonna be late!" Alois ran down the stairs. Ciel looked him over. "Alois, are you seriously wearing booty shorts on the first day?"

"And make-up~! the blonde giggled girlishly. "Better show my true colors on the now am I right!"

Ciel face palmed. " Did you read the note? We have the place for a month but Mom said specifically NO 30 yer old okay? That means you can call Undertaker and tell him to leave you alone for a while at least. And put a jacket on, its September fag."

Alois pouted for a moment then smiled "Alright!" He said putting on his purple and black coat. Sighing, Ciel walked dignified towards the bus. Alois followed suit, if not a little (lot) less dignified quickly sitting next to a handsome senior with gold eyes and a sharp jaw. Frowning slightly Ciel found the only empty seat next to an even hotter senior with messy black hair and crimson eyes. "Hey" Ciel asked coolly. "Can I sit here?" The man didn't even look at him.

"No." he said sounding bored.

Ciel's frown deepened and he hissed in frustration. "Well there are no more seats so please make an exception."

The man still didn't look. "No." He repeated.

Finally over the edge Ciel uttered menacingly."Move your ass or I swear you will regret it you intolerable dick head".

Red eyes looked up to determine who dare talk back to him so early in the morning before a smirk graced his face. Looking into the boys ocean blue eyes he spoke in the same quiet, however patronizing tone. "Make me, little brat."

The bus driver honked his horn and the bus started moving. Swaying a little Ciel angrily panicked before sitting stubbornly on the strangers lap. The mans face made an 'o' shape then gave him a shit eating grin. "Woah" He said "Slow down you don't even know my name you little slut." Ciel blushed indignantly before retorting.

"Move the fuck over you disgusting swine."

"Such a foul mouth for a girl." he said, finally scooting over to give Ciel room.

Ciel gritted his teeth, and so it starts. "I AM NOT A FUCKING GIRL!" He yelled. Looking around Ciel saw that everyone was staring at him amused. Blushing even more he crossed his arms petulantly.

The man whispered darkly into his ear when everyone continued their dull conversations "Then stop acting like one."

Turning around Ciel gave the offending man a sharp slap in the face, right as the bus stopped and the doors opened with a 'hssk'.

Standing immediately and making his way out, Ciel was pulled behind the man and forced to meet his crimson eyes.

"You smack like one to. Since you are obviously new, I'm Sebastian. Some tips? Stay away From Lizzy and don't go picking fights with someone like me or you'll regret it." With that he walked off the bus and disappeared in to the crowd of students.

'What an asshole.' Ciel thought finding Aloise and walking up to the office to get their class sheets. "Omigosh ciel!" Aloise said girlishly. "That guy you were sitting next to was so hot! And I met an awesome guy named Claude!" He rambled on as they got their schedules. The first bell rang and Ciel walked to his classroom. Sighing he said. "Lets get this he'll started."

(A/N) I didn't change it to much, just updated from "Aloise" *Cringe* to "Alois" and fixed some grammar, hopefully you liked it. Peace,