Catty: Okay, so the idea for the joke came from my friend, Jake, because she and her one insomia buddies are both Knights. The credit for it is really hers, I just applied it to Dave and Karkat.
"Yo Karks," Dave nudged Karkat, who glared at him from the corner of his eye.
"What the fuck do you was, Jackass?" Karkat hissed, "Can't you fucking see I'm busy?"
"Well, Geez, Man. You don't have to be such a cocksucker about it," Dave replied, "I just was thinking of something totally humourous gold worthy and thought your not-appreciative ass would like to hear it."
"Well you thought wrong," Karkat returned, hunching over his computer. Dave remained leaned against the counter, gazing at his fingers patiently. They sat in awkward silence for a few more minutes.
"You totally want to hear my sick nasty statement full of ironic hidden meaning of the most upmost integration of completely bitching humor," Dave smirked.
"Well you're obviously not going to shut the fuck up about it until you've said it, so just fucking tell me," Katkat demanded.
"So you know how you and I," Dave began, "We've both got this title of knight, right?"
"Yeah. I knew that, Fuckass," Karkat rolled his eyes, "Get the fuck on with it."
"And how, like, we barely fucking sleep - Me because I'm the most totally fucking rad coolkid filled with ironic purpose and like totally have a bunch of much better things to do and you because you are afraid of the bubbles which are completely harmless and actually a bit bad ass a lot of the time."
"Is there a fucking purpose to this?" Karkat narrowed his eyes.
"So would that make us members of... The Mid-Knight Crew?" Dave smirked, finally taking the time to look at him properly. Karkat paused and contemplated the joke.
"That was the worst fucking pun ever and you deserve to die in a fucking accident of unironicism for the shittiness of that fucking piece of shit," Karkat informed, "Get the fuck out of here before I fucking chuck this computer at your massive fucking shitpan of a fucking head."
"You know I'm funny," Dave grinned, smugly, earning a keyboard in the back of the head. It was worth it.