The security was stupid. It was official.
Garrus had thought it would be funny to see exactly how stupid they were. She still thought it was a bad idea, but Legion was already here.
Lyssa Shepard climbed out of the transport and stepped onto the metal floor of the Citadel. The woman at the security counter was being a pain for one poor Turian, and two young human men were being lectured by an older man nearby. Garrus and Legion got out of the transport. The Geth was in full view of the security woman, but she merely pursed her lips in disapproval, got up, and called out to them.
"Personal mechs are not allowed on the transports!" she yelled angrily. The Turian at the desk snapped at her impatiently, crossing his arms, and the two engaged in a heated and angry argument. Beside her, Garrus rolled his eyes.
"See, told you. They wouldn't know a Geth if one walked up and shook their hand." he snorted. The commanding officer of the two young human men started yelling for the whole place to hear him, much to the younger Humans' embarrassment. Shepard crossed her arms and watched in a moment. Shaming greenhorns was pastime of hers; it was funnier to see someone else do it.
"Uh, Commander? Where's Legion?" Garrus tapper her on the shoulder. Both of them looked around wildly for the Geth, and found him... shaking hands with the security woman. He broke away, leaving the woman staring dumbfounded at her hand, and walked back to Garrus and Shepard.
"We have confirmed your hypothesis." he told Garrus.
Somehow the Turian managed to hold his hysterics in until they got back to the Normandy.
Here we have a tiny, random little one-shot that came upon me after bringing Legion to the Citadel in ME2. I just couldn't let it go. LoL, he's so innocent! I WAS going to do a sequel to Fish... but... meh, I just wasn't feeling it in the end. I'll stick with Destiny and pottertrek(Star Trek:DS9/Harry Potter).
Hope you enjoyed my brief foray into Mass effect territory!
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