AN: H-Hello? Is this thing on? Oh!... um.. Hi. Welcome to my first story ever. I hope everyone enjoys their time reading it. Like i said it is my first story, so please read and review. Any help I can get to improve my writting will be greatly appreciated... What?... Yes, I know that... But I-... Ok, ok. Get off my back. I do not own Invader Zim.
Another day, another failed attempt at earth conquest. That seemed to be Zim's whole life by this point. He had spent nearly 5 years on the miserable little dirtball.
"Why does that big headed Dib-stink constantly ruin my plans?!... I am the almighty ZIM!!!! It should be impossible to beat me... Yet he always finds another way to beat me..." He said in pure frustration and anger before suddenly throwing one of the nearby tables across the room.
Gir was nowhere to be found and Zim obviously didn't care to try and find the S.I.R. unit.
Suddenly his computer started beeping to signal an incoming transmission from the Tallest. Zim quickly straightened his uniform and hit the accept button. "Invader Zim reporting!!" He practically screamed at full attention.
"Ow... Yes. Hi, Zim." Said tallest red looking rather annoyed. "How goes the mission?... Actually don't answer... Zim. We have something to say. You have taken almost 5 times as long as any invader would need for an advanced, high level planet... And you are on a little backwater, dirtball that isn't even capable of extanded space travel past its own moon... We are starting operation impending doom 3. You have obviously become a defect past the point of being able to even be a food service drone... Originally we didn't even know that planet existed. We sent you out there to get lost and die, Zim. You have been nothing but a pain. You destroyed our own planet in impending doom 1... We don't care about your loyalty. Or your dedication to us. We just want you gone. You don't even have to die. It would be better for everyone if you did, but we don't expect you to be able to do that properly. So here is what you can do. Just stay on earth. This is your official banishment. Goodbye Zim. And good riddance." Red said in a long winded explaination not giving Zim even a fraction of a second to think before cutting the transmission.
"... I... D-defective?... Past even a food drone?... I... I am a disgrace to Irk..." He said as the realization suddenly hit him that he was a defect and had been nothing but a burden on the two he looked up to the most.
Dib had planted a small spy cam in Zim's base earlier that day and had just watched the whole thing unfold with Gaz sitting next to him. she was playing her game slave as usual. "Wow... That's harsh even by my standards." Gaz said having put down her game slave halfway through to watch.
Dib just watched in disbelief. "... I... I don't even know what to say... Even I'm feeling bad for Zim... And he tried to kill me on multiple occasions..." Dib said as he turned off the screen on his watch and just sat in thought for a minute.
"... Dib... Should we go check on him? True you two are enimes, but we are the only two who know. His whole life just shattered in front of him... As much as it pains me to say this... We are the only 'friends' he has." Gaz said almost vomiting at the word friend.
"... Yeah... No one deserves to be treated like that... Not even Zim..." Dib said as he got up and started to walk out of the house, heading to Zim's base with Gaz right behind him.