WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LOTR MEMBERS GET TO MUCH TO DRINK!!!!
By: Cleo
Now, this is because I have had too much pop and am bored…
LET THE INSANITY BEGIN~~~~~
Chapter 1- WHEN LEGOLAS GETS TOO MUCH TO DRINK!!!!
"A beer please." An elf said, walking up to the counter in a inn.
"But we are out of it." The short man said.
"Beer, now."
"Y-yes." The man stuttered, running away.
1 ½ HOURS LATER
"Another (hic) beer (hic) please." Legolas said.
"Sir that would be your 14th cup!"
"Your right… (hic)…but I counted 12312413243 ½ cups."
"Right…"
"Well… (hic)…I'll be le-(hic)-aving."
1 HOUR AFTER THAT~~~~
"Where am I?" The elf asked himself. There were a lot of trees and one house. "My house!" he exclaimed.
He walked in and there were a family sitting by the fire. They all turned to look and Legolas started screaming. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! THIS IS MY HOUSE, NOT (HIC) YOURS, MINE!! (HIC, HIC, HIC)"
The scared hobbit family ran out of there burrow and hide far in the forest were they all got eaten by wild animals.
"Now…what to do…the place needs cleaning… (Hic)…do trees migrate?" he asked a picture on the wall. When it didn't reply, he asked again. "Fine then be that way." And then he shoved his fist through it.
"I have to go to Mt Doom." He walked out of the house, and got on the small pony. He galloped off with his feet dragging on the ground.
SOME ODD TIME LATER~~~ (HE IS STILL TIPSY)
He reached Mt Doom, and by now he has no tips of his shoes and his toes are cut and bleeding. "Doomsy Babe! Come home with me!!" he yelled at the mountain. "You know your still in love with me and I am nothing with out you."
(IN his imagination!!!)
The mountain leans toward him. "I love you Legolas, and I always will, and you're nothing without me!!"
(End of imaginary crap)
A LOT OF HOURS LATER, AND YES, HE IS STILL DRUNK!!!
In someone's yard, there is a huge mountain, and families, horses, oxen's, and those walking tree things attached to it by chains. Legolas is snapping a whip and yelling "Ya animals ya!!!"
"Halo Gandalf!" Legolas called to a tree. "How are you today, not dead yet? Well, I'll help you solve that problem." And he shoots four arrows at the tree. "Ha, there, your dead!"
2 HOURS LATER!!!
He arrives at his 'house', and unhooks everyone. "Now Doom, that I have returned you to your natural habitat with migrating trees and chairs, I shall sleep then make sweet love to you my dear Doomsy." And as he ended his sentence he passed out on the ground.
Ok, I told u I was bored, and I don't really give a shit about if it sucks or not, it gave me something to do besides burn the house down. I think I might make other chapters, and they will be better, bc then I can actually think of funny things.
Now, push that purple button that says "submit review here" and submit a review.
Insanity over for now.
p.s.- I don't care about grammar, I would rather forget that for now since school stars in 9 days! Then my life is over.
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
NOW GO AND PUSH THAT LITTLE BUTTON!!!!!
*the freak on a leash*