**Setting: Grocery Store**
Yin: Ok, so, all we gotta do is kick this centipede lady in the most complicated way ever, the we can go home and do chores. YAY CHORES!!!
Yang: O_O OH HELL NO!!! ! *attacks Centipede Lady*
Centipede lady: *to Narrator* I HAVE A NAME!!!
Narrator: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!!!
Yin: YANG!!! STOP BEING SO F***ING AGGRESIVE!!
Yang: YOU STOP BEIN SO F***ING BOSSY!! *hits Yin in the head with his sword*
Centepe Lady: *crawls away*
Yin: *uses Woo Foo* JERK!!!!!
*blasts bounces off walls and Jackie Chan's head, hits Yin and Yang*
Yin: OMFG I'M SO HAPPY!!!!
Yang: I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY SINCE THE LAST TIME I SMOKED WEED!!!!
Yin: O.O......Hey, Look! A hole in the floor! *looks in hole*
Yang: IS THERE WEED IN IT????? *looks in hole* Nope, just a green rabbot who I wish was weed.
Yuck: -moo sound-
Yin: I'M YIN!
Yang: I'M THAT GUY WHO WANTS WEED!!!
Yin: *glares*
Yang: A.K.A. Yang.
Yin: *to Yuck* Who are you?
Yuck: I'm Yuck.
-Title sequence-
YIN! YANG! YO!
Narrator: Whoops, wrong one. *clicks button*
UNO! DOS! TRES!
Narrator: Wtf? *clicks again*
YIN! YANG! CLUCK!
Yuck: Oh, give it up all ready!
Yin: Aww, he's so cute!
Yuck: .......
Yang: YEAH!
Yuck: O_O Dude......NOT COOL.
Yang: STFU ASSHOLE.
Yuck: -sniff- I'm not an asshole.....
Yang: YES YOU ARE! ASSHOLE!!!
Yuck: Call me an asshole one more time.....
Yang: ASSHOLE.
Yuck: MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: HEHE!!
Yang: GAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*
Mike: *moonwalks after Yang* CHAMONA!!!!
Yin:......hehehehehe.....
Yuck: O_O
Yin: *kisses Yuck*
Yuck: IT BURNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams and runs away*
Yin: WAIT! I JUST WANNA RA-..uh..HELP YOU!!!
Yuck: *runs into street, cars crash*
Driver: MOVE ASSHOLE!!!!!
Yuck: CALL ME AN ASSHOLE ONE MORE TIME.....
Driver: ASSHOLE!!!
Yuck: *beats the crap out of*
Driver: I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!
Yuck: RAWR!!!!! *more beating*
3 HOURZ LATER...........
Yuck: *STILL beating*
Yin: *pokes Driver* I think he's dead.
Yuck: YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!?!?!?
Yin: I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!!!! -drools-
Yuck: NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!!! *runs*
Yin: *catches, drags back to Dojo*
Yuck: TT_TT mother.....
Kila: LET GO OF MY YUCKIE!!!!!!! *punches*
Yin: OW! WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE??? YOU'RE A FAN MADE CHARACTER!!!!
Kila:....good point. *dissappears*
Master Yo: Weird......
Yin: OH I WANNA SHOW YOU YUCK! *looks around* Where'd he go?
Yuck: YO! *has a pie*
Master Yo:.....NOM....PIE...
Yuck: *throws pie at Master Yo*
Master Yo: *kicks Yin and Yuck out*
Yang: *walks up to Yin and Yuck* Butt rape feel weeiird.
Yuck: So does hearing it.....
Yang: YO GET ON MY NERVES! IM ENDING THIS EPISODE NOW!!! YIN!!!!
Yin: Stop yelling.
Yang: Just do it.
Yin: One moment please. *drags Yuck into an alley*
Yang: ???
Yuck:
*screaming his head off*
Yang: O_O
Yin: *comes out 6 mins later.
Yang: What did you
do?
Yin: I raped him, then destroyed him.
Yang:O_O...........wait, how does a GIRL rape a BOY?
Yin: Woo Foo is awesome.
Yang: O_O