Worldwide Exclusive: True villain of Naruto revealed
In an exclusive interview with the Otaku Gazette, the creator of famous animé show Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto has revealed his plans to expose the true main villain of the series. And now, we can finally reveal that the true villain is:
You.
Yes you, miss fangirl-who-came-to-this-article-looking-for-Naruto-slash-fiction. Mr Kishimoto has stated to us that he is sick and tired of his fanbase making a mockery of his characters by depicting them in sexual acts, so poorly written it makes Twilight look like Shakespeare.
Kishimoto told us that his next volume will feature a cloning factory located within Mt. Fuji, producing palette swaps of existing characters at an alarming rate. These clones will produce mass propaganda leaflets calling for the two main characters to screw each other on national television.
No other details have been given at this moment, but the Otaku Gazette is sure that Tsunade will beat the collective asses of the cloned characters and screw Naruto as a victory prize. Because Naruto and Tsunade were meant for each other. Believe it.