Dance love Battle for Hinata
It was a lovely day in Konoha. The bees are buzzing, the flowers are blooming and the birds are chirping. Uhh wait, damn Asuma just shot a bird while yelling "Damn birds I'm trying to get a light."
Kurenai draped on his shoulder while saying "it takes a real man to shoot a pore defenseless creature" (in a non sarcastic voice).
Asuma spit in his hand, rubbed it in his hair, and talked in a fake macho man Guy voice and said " Yah baby. It's what I do, I will do and will always do."
Kurenai backed up and said "you're acting like a fake guy sensei which is totally not my style so I'll just get the real thing". With that she whistled on two fingers and Guy came running.
Once Guy came he said "you called." Then, they did the nasty right then and there. Asuma did a jutsu and a sheet appeared in his hands. Then he put the sheet over them. This creates 2 Naruto questions. One is that Asuma's child, the answer is No. Also how did he die. Asuma (now single) went home, read nasty M rated Fan fintions, had nose bleeds and died of blood loss. Wait that had nothing to do with hinata let me rewirte it.