the storie of Jon Smit
a/n: no flamin o nub if you flam liek im just a new riter so live me alon ;( o n review or no mor chpters
one day der was liek, totes, dis gai clled John Smith, wuz wadering aorund nd bing coll, n he wuz a half-funus becuz his mum wz a huntres an hs dady wuz a dragon (lol so orignl rite) so he wuz half-funus and totes hawt liek omg
so 1 day he was wlking around beacon whn he ran ito dis little gurl, clled rose or something (i dnt know, dnt care LOL) n she was totes n luv wit him she sad "omg u so hawt wll u go out wit me John" n John sad "no" and wlked of an off curse rsoe wus sad so she wnt of nd crid to hr sis or something
den he saw dis btichy gilr caledl Weiss Schnee n wnt up ot hre n told hr "hy, gurl, y u so mena" an she wnt "no im not, suht up u dnuce" n den fter he bet teh rven grim thgin or someatgn, roes and Weiss Schnee want pu to imh an aksed imh out
n John sid yes nd dey wnt otu an hd secks, leik, totally hawt stemy seks.
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wen ozpni shod pu he loked at John an siad "dis man is de chsoen one he wll fere de woldr form girmm" an hnded ihm a sord "tkae dis thsi ws ur fatrers sord Excalibur" an John noddded "ys fro my fathser i wll klli al grim"
an he tnrued to blaek an stbed hre an said "dai gram" an seh saidea "fien" an died an vrybody hd a prty bcuase bleka wus evol scritly (no rlation to blake irl lol)
nd Weiss Schnee ws grbbed by da griam an John sai "no u dnt nt my gurl" (he so badas lol) an he jmped an ctu has hnd of nd Weiss Schnee fel on eth flor an statred dying nd John sid "u bstard" and tuk out His dual pistols called Leos and Lupis, n wun of dem ws a gunblade (not from FF6 lol original ida dont steal) n he shoot tde gramie an he die n he go ta Weiss Schnee an sdia "no gurl dnt die on me" and sh almst ded but John sved her(hehe bdass am I rite lol).
whn evil blake n hr evli grma leigons wre betten, Weiss Schnee loked at John nd said "o my dust ur so awsome" an John wen "oh i kno my luv" n dey kised btu den John puled awy form th mst rmantic kis ever and Weiss Schnee wa woried "dear whts wrng"
"wle snw angl i hve to go my time on rmenat is up" an he colasped in is girls arms an sha said "nooooo"
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raview an i migt updtae to make john live :) plz i liek weis n john together thyre liek perf fro ech odder