Summary: We all know how Jessica Stanley is like head over heels for Edward Cullen just like every one else. Edward is getting sick of reading nasty perverted thoughts, and decides its time for payback. He asks Jasper and Emmett for help and OFCOURSE they do!!! (how can you say no to a snarling, growling, shouting, over-reacting because you just wrecked his shiny silver Volvo Edward?) you simply can't. What will happen to poor little Jessica. Will Bella be mad?

Disclaimer: Friend: What happened!?

Me: I got attacked by a mountain lion!

Friend: *gasp*! How!?

Me: well I was out, getting hungry, And I thought well Edward likes mountain Lion, maybe I should try it.

Friend: *mouth drops open* What?

Me: I tried to suck it's blood but it fought back.

Friend: are u okay?

Me: oh yeah I'm fine! I even got some for Edward!

Friend: freak…..

Me: I still don't own twilight…….

Edward's POV:

I was in Gym Class talking with Emmett when the one and only Jessica Stanley walks into the gym. The first thing she thinks is, OME!! He is looking at me……. Probably wanting me so bad he can barely stand still. I wonder if he wouldn't mind meeting me in the janitors closet……. I shivered at her little fantasy. "What does OME stand for? I asked accidentally out loud. Emmett fought back laughter and was thinking, I love you Edward…… you big sexy thang, and then he winked at me. "Ew" I said disgusted at his thoughts.

He laughed his loud booming laugh, "Oh come on baby, you know you want me." I rolled my eyes and played along. Let Emmett have his fun. "Oh yeah I want you bad." I said a little too loud. When Jessica looked over here and attempted to flirt with me. She winked and smiled and waved. And I gagged and flipped her off. She laughed and thought, aww he has such a temper. He is so cute when he does that! I rolled my eyes and went to talking to Emmett.

"Haha bro, That Jessica girl has got it bad." Emmett laughed. "Tell me about it" I said. "We should totally prank her!" Emmett said with the little hope in his eyes. Usually I would turn down the prank offer before he even got the idea out. But this time I would join in on the fun. "You know what Emmett I'm in." I laughed as he started jumping up and down, screaming. (A/N: haha imagine it, I huge Emmett jumping up and down screaming like a girl!)

"Emmitt people are staring." I stated. He turned around and blew kisses to his "Admirers" People were giggling and laughing. He is so gay. -everyone in the gym. I chuckled at my over excited brother. "Come on Emmett let's make up a plan."

He turned around reluctantly. And we went to listen to what were going to do today. "Alright today we are playing Dodge Ball! Boys Vs. Girls" Said Coach Michael. Hell yeah! of course that was Emmett. "Aw! Come on that's not fair! They have the Cullen's!" The girl's Whined. I rolled my eyes. "Yeah make it fair!" shouted the girls.

"Yeah Coach Michael, I say we let Edward play with them!" Emmett laughed. I heard all the girls' hearts speed up and they all gasped. "Please!" I heard a loud chorus of begging. "Fine Edward go play with the girls." Commanded Coach Michael. My mouth dropped open. "What?" I questioned. "You heard me go play with the girls, we have to make this fair." I ground my teeth together and walked over there.

They all rushed up to me Saying how glad they are that I agreed, and then they hugged me. "Edward your freezing cold!" Gasped about half the girls who touched my skin. "Are you sick? Don't you have a jacket?" They all questioned. I rolled my eyes, "I'm fine" I gritted through my teeth. "Are you sure?" Jessica asked me.

I felt like punching her. "Yes!" I shouted. They all back away. One actually ran screaming. I laughed at the only smart one. We all lined up. Waiting for the whistle. I knew that I would probably be the only one playing. It wouldn't bother me the reason the boys' had a chance was because of Emmett and I was way faster, then a ball going 70 mph at me.

The whistle blew and I ran and got four balls. Emmett had the other three. I smirked, and he laughed. All the girls were on the wall talking and trying not to get hit. I moved out of Emmett's way before he even threw the ball. He accidentally hit Angela. She screamed and ran to the bench. That's when all the girls decided it was safer to follow my every move.

I gritted my teeth, and started throwing the balls at the opposite team, hitting Eric, Ben, and Thomas. They literally stomped off the floor. "COME ON BABY BROTHER! THAT THE BEST YOU GOT? BRING IT ON!" Guess who that was? I took the challenge and Threw five balls at one at him. "OH YOU MISSED! WHAT NOW?" He shouted at me. I laughed and threw the ball I had hidden behind my back. And it nailed him in the face. "OH YEAH! YOU WERE SAYING? YOU ARE THE LOSER!" I shouted at him. The other players stared at me in shock. They never seen me act that way because of a dodge ball game. Emmett stomped off the floor to go sit down.

There were eight people left on the floor. And I was the only one left on our team. I smirked knowing I would win. The idiots threw ALL the balls at me. Not one even came close to hitting me. They all backed away scared to death as I held all seven and threw them all at once hitting the remaining players. And our team had won. The girls came running up to me and tried to lift me up, but couldn't even budge me. I laughed at the pathetic attempts. They finally gave up and decided to just pat me on the back. I would of been happier if they backed away in fear.