~Prologue~
"Janeeeeeey! tish is goin to be totes hilarros!" Roxy said, drunk and bubbly as ever.
Jane sighed. She knew that this would indeed be funny, but it was also a little... disturbing.
"Roxy, are you so sure that this won't cause any...permanent damage?" Jane asked tentatively.
"Oh Janey, you woryr too mchu!" Roxy babbled, lightly nipping her girlfriend's ear.
Jane smiled lightly and kissed Roxy's nose.
"Seriously though, dear. This won't hurt anyone, will it?"
"Naaaah Janey. And besiiiiiides! How else will we get those two together? They both loooooooovey eachother!" Roxy said, giggling madly.
"I don't know, perhaps tell the two of them that the other likes them?" Jane said under her breath, knowing it wouldn't do any good trying to convince her.
Roxy had, in a sober fit of insanity, made a machine that would swap the bodies of any two people you specified. In this case, they were going to swap the bodies of their two best friends, Jake and Dirk, and get them together, not changing them back until "they fukuck eachhoter so hard they scream their namse to the cielnig"
Jane knew there were better ways to do this, much much better ways. But Roxy was quite proud of this machine and since her birthday was coming up, she decided to humor her as a present. (The present other than a cake and some nice makeouts, of course.)
Jane and Roxy together hit the button and watched as the lights went off.
"If this does something wrong I'm blaming you, dear." Jane said, sweetly but surely, leaning her head on Roxy's shoulder.
"If tihs does somethin' wrong il'l laugh my ass off as thye attempt to go through leif in their crushefs boyd"
And with that, they went to bed, giggling and apprehensive for the fun they'd pull with these two tomorrow.