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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
-Special thanks to Chaos, Link of Shadow, Mayumi-H, Noelle, Reflections, and Tiger5913! =)
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~Ch. 1: FINAL INSULT
{In a hut on Besaid Island}
Botta: (red-haired blitzball player who is putting a bandage on his nose) That was the final insult, I swear! Did you see what Cap'n Wakka did to me during practice today!
Keepa: (fat goalie who is eating a chocolate eclair) Mmmm what?
Botta: He hit me in the face with a blitzball! Right here! (points to his bandage)
Keepa: Oh, so that's why you were crying. . . .
Botta: Damn him. Damn that "Wakka".
Keepa: . . . .I thought a crab scared you again.
Botta: Shut up fatty. I'm not scared of crabs anymore! Anyway, do you know the only reason why Wakka is captain and not me?
Keepa: (does know) I don't know.
Botta: I'll tell you why!
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{Flashback to high school -- in the locker room}
(Wakka was 18 and Botta was 16 and they both played for the Besaid Aurochs)
Old Coach: Aurochs -- I have an announcement to make. After the tournament . . . I'm retiring.
Aurochs: Awwww . . . ?
Old Coach: Now, now, I know you're disappointed. Before I retire, though, I need someone to replace me.
Botta: (to himself) Can this be for real? My boyhood dream is coming true right before my eyes. Ever since I was one little boy I wanted to be the coach, captain, and manager of the Besaid Aurochs! Here's my chance! Oh this is so . . . (continued talking to himself)
{Meanwhile, while he was talking}
Old Coach: Who wants to be the new captain?
Wakka: (raised his hand really fast and knocks Botta over in the process) OHHH ME!! I DO! I DO!
Old Coach: OK, then -- you!! Congratulations, Wakka. (shook Wakka's hand)
Botta: NO! *I* wanted to be captain!
Old Coach: Well, you should have raised your hand faster.
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{Present time}
Botta: (clenching his hands into fists) I hate him.
Keepa: Hey, why you hating on Cap'n Wakka? He is pretty cool, ya?
Botta: That's what you think, tubby. But I know he's out to get me. NOT IF I GET HIM FIRST!! Da ha ha! I have the perfect plan to bring him down. Are you with me, fatass?
Keepa: (points to himself) My name is Keepa.
Botta: Good. Now let's go. Remember -- eliminate Wakka at all costs.
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(Botta and Keepa walk down to the beach where Wakka is talking to a blond boy)
Wakka: (buff, tan guy with sticking-up hair and a blitzball uniform) Hey, you guys!
(They all do the Yevon handshake except for the blond boy)
(The blond boy stupidly tries to imitate the Yevon handshake and recognizes it from somewhere)
Keepa: (happily) Hi Cap'n Wakka! -- OW. Botta hit me!
Wakka: (puts his finger in Botta's face) Don't hit your teammates. But hey, hahaha. (pats Botta on the shoulder) Try harder not to hit him next time, ya? I know you can do it.
Botta: (to Keepa) What a bitch, am I right? Eh? Am I right?
Keepa: Uh.
Wakka: Hey, as long as you're here, I want you to meet this boy I reeled in while fishing. His name's Tee-dus. That there is Botta and Keepa.
Tidus: ("Tee-dus", blond boy) Howdy. (nervous laughing) Hehehehe?
Botta: He looks like Chappu! -- OW. Keepa hit me!
Keepa: (loud whisper to Botta) How can you be so insensitive of Cap'n Wakka's feelings!
Tidus: Eh . . . ?
Wakka: (scratching his head) Um, I suppose. Tidus, you blitz? (holds up blitzball)
Tidus: (smiiiiiile) DO I EVER!
Wakka: GREAT! Let's see what you can do.
(Botta pulls Tidus by the hood of his shirt)
Botta: Listen, "Titus". You look like a nice guy so I'm gonna warn you now about that Wakka guy. You don't wanna trust him. He's a loser! The Aurochs used to DOMINATE the blitzball tourneys until HE became captain! Now we suck! Who cares if he can raise his hand fast!
Tidus: He seems like a nice guy to me.
Botta: Don't say I didn't warn you. (releases Tidus)
Wakka: HEY HEADS UP, YA?! (throws blitzball directly at Tidus' face)
Botta: That jerk is also trying to break Titus' face! HEY, LOOK OUT, EH?
(Tidus looks up and catches the ball while doing a backflip. Then he does JECHT SHOT MARK III [a move he learned from his old man, Jecht] by whamming the ball off of a palm tree, off of Botta's face, and then kicking it way off into the horizon)
(Botta cries)
Wakka & Keepa & everyone else on the beach: Wow.
Tidus: YEAH! I rock!!!
Wakka: (awestruck) This kid is something special . . . .
Keepa: WOAH, can you show me how to do that?
Tidus: Sure, anyone can do it.
Botta: (sob)
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"BLITZBALLERS"
-Fanfiction by RAVEgirl [RAVEgirl_669@hotmail.com]
-Final Fantasy X, blitzball, and all characters are (c) Squaresoft
-Special thanks to Chaos, Link of Shadow, Mayumi-H, Noelle, Reflections, and Tiger5913! =)
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~Ch. 1: FINAL INSULT
{In a hut on Besaid Island}
Botta: (red-haired blitzball player who is putting a bandage on his nose) That was the final insult, I swear! Did you see what Cap'n Wakka did to me during practice today!
Keepa: (fat goalie who is eating a chocolate eclair) Mmmm what?
Botta: He hit me in the face with a blitzball! Right here! (points to his bandage)
Keepa: Oh, so that's why you were crying. . . .
Botta: Damn him. Damn that "Wakka".
Keepa: . . . .I thought a crab scared you again.
Botta: Shut up fatty. I'm not scared of crabs anymore! Anyway, do you know the only reason why Wakka is captain and not me?
Keepa: (does know) I don't know.
Botta: I'll tell you why!
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{Flashback to high school -- in the locker room}
(Wakka was 18 and Botta was 16 and they both played for the Besaid Aurochs)
Old Coach: Aurochs -- I have an announcement to make. After the tournament . . . I'm retiring.
Aurochs: Awwww . . . ?
Old Coach: Now, now, I know you're disappointed. Before I retire, though, I need someone to replace me.
Botta: (to himself) Can this be for real? My boyhood dream is coming true right before my eyes. Ever since I was one little boy I wanted to be the coach, captain, and manager of the Besaid Aurochs! Here's my chance! Oh this is so . . . (continued talking to himself)
{Meanwhile, while he was talking}
Old Coach: Who wants to be the new captain?
Wakka: (raised his hand really fast and knocks Botta over in the process) OHHH ME!! I DO! I DO!
Old Coach: OK, then -- you!! Congratulations, Wakka. (shook Wakka's hand)
Botta: NO! *I* wanted to be captain!
Old Coach: Well, you should have raised your hand faster.
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{Present time}
Botta: (clenching his hands into fists) I hate him.
Keepa: Hey, why you hating on Cap'n Wakka? He is pretty cool, ya?
Botta: That's what you think, tubby. But I know he's out to get me. NOT IF I GET HIM FIRST!! Da ha ha! I have the perfect plan to bring him down. Are you with me, fatass?
Keepa: (points to himself) My name is Keepa.
Botta: Good. Now let's go. Remember -- eliminate Wakka at all costs.
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(Botta and Keepa walk down to the beach where Wakka is talking to a blond boy)
Wakka: (buff, tan guy with sticking-up hair and a blitzball uniform) Hey, you guys!
(They all do the Yevon handshake except for the blond boy)
(The blond boy stupidly tries to imitate the Yevon handshake and recognizes it from somewhere)
Keepa: (happily) Hi Cap'n Wakka! -- OW. Botta hit me!
Wakka: (puts his finger in Botta's face) Don't hit your teammates. But hey, hahaha. (pats Botta on the shoulder) Try harder not to hit him next time, ya? I know you can do it.
Botta: (to Keepa) What a bitch, am I right? Eh? Am I right?
Keepa: Uh.
Wakka: Hey, as long as you're here, I want you to meet this boy I reeled in while fishing. His name's Tee-dus. That there is Botta and Keepa.
Tidus: ("Tee-dus", blond boy) Howdy. (nervous laughing) Hehehehe?
Botta: He looks like Chappu! -- OW. Keepa hit me!
Keepa: (loud whisper to Botta) How can you be so insensitive of Cap'n Wakka's feelings!
Tidus: Eh . . . ?
Wakka: (scratching his head) Um, I suppose. Tidus, you blitz? (holds up blitzball)
Tidus: (smiiiiiile) DO I EVER!
Wakka: GREAT! Let's see what you can do.
(Botta pulls Tidus by the hood of his shirt)
Botta: Listen, "Titus". You look like a nice guy so I'm gonna warn you now about that Wakka guy. You don't wanna trust him. He's a loser! The Aurochs used to DOMINATE the blitzball tourneys until HE became captain! Now we suck! Who cares if he can raise his hand fast!
Tidus: He seems like a nice guy to me.
Botta: Don't say I didn't warn you. (releases Tidus)
Wakka: HEY HEADS UP, YA?! (throws blitzball directly at Tidus' face)
Botta: That jerk is also trying to break Titus' face! HEY, LOOK OUT, EH?
(Tidus looks up and catches the ball while doing a backflip. Then he does JECHT SHOT MARK III [a move he learned from his old man, Jecht] by whamming the ball off of a palm tree, off of Botta's face, and then kicking it way off into the horizon)
(Botta cries)
Wakka & Keepa & everyone else on the beach: Wow.
Tidus: YEAH! I rock!!!
Wakka: (awestruck) This kid is something special . . . .
Keepa: WOAH, can you show me how to do that?
Tidus: Sure, anyone can do it.
Botta: (sob)
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