"Oh my god Miranda can you believe Gordo?" Lizzie and Miranda sit down
at there usual lunch table, to catch up in there own conversation to
notice someone listen over their shoulder.
"Yeah, I mean he has been acting so weird the last few days! First he punches the Tudge then he is late for history! I wonder what is up with him!" Miranda brushed her hair back hitting what appeared to be a someone standing behind her.
"Yo waz up ladies? I could help but over hear you gal talkin." Ethen smiled his usaul empty headed smile and melted both the girls with his... accent...?
*Oh My God! Ethan Craft! I think I'm going to melt! ahhhh!"
"uhhh hi Ethan... do you think you can help us in any way?" Miranda smiled big and her eyes began to twinkle.
"Oh yeah, you see its like this... the reason your gordo bro is so wacko... hey that rhymed... oh uh yeah, is cause he is... in love..." Ethan gave a sly gin and nodded ego blown at his own theory. Lizzie and Miranda waited for a minute for Ethan to say he was joking then busted out with mad laughter.
"Gordo! In love! Yeah right! Gordo is like romance defect of the year!" Miranda brought her laughter to giggles and wiped the tears out of her eyes.
"Well you gals get back wit me know, don't leave me hanging." Ethan got up holding his hand in a peace sign stupidly and walked away. Lizzie and Miranda shot him a thumbs up and an ear to ear smile. But they were still thinking about what he had said.
*Yeah Gordo in love! Totally not ever even going to happen... right...?*
At that moment Gordo sat... well actually landed on the chair beside Lizzie. They all just looked at him trying to figure out what he was thinking. Then he jolted up and looked around, resting his eyes on someone at a far table... it was ETHAN! Gordo had this spacey look like he was on some kind of drug as he stared at the tall hansom... yet oh so stupid poster boy.
"Uh Miranda can I talk to you alone for just a minute?" Lizzie dragged Miranda away, Gordo so fixed he didn't even notice them leaving.
"Miranda! Gordo is GAY!" Lizzie bit her nails and looked over at her glazed over friend. "He is a homosexual! Oh my god Miranda, this is big! I mean he likes the same guy we do... that just weird..."
"Well at least we have something in commin with him other than... well nothing. And think about it, gay guys are really good people to shop with... OH maybe that why he never goes shopping with us, he was afraid it would expose his inner... self" Miranda didn't seem a bit shocked by this. In fact it seemed like she had known forever. "I mean look at him... I can't believe you never noticed before... I mean HELLO Gordo's whole self screams, "hey I'm gay"" There was no more time to talk, the bell rang for 3 period and everyone hustled out of lunch.
~Science Class~
Lizzie went over to sit by Gordo before he had a partner for lab, but it was to late Ethan got there before her, Gordo looked very happy and got the same glazed over look he had at lunch.
"yo bro, you said you had something to tell me!" Gordo was about to say something to the ever so clueless Ethan When out of no where Lizzie snatched him up and drug him out into the hall.
*I have to save him by any means possible! Gordo can't be gay... and Ethan is so MINE!*
~Hall~
"Gordo I know you secret...." Lizzie strode out in the hall facing Gordo and she had a very worried look in her eyes.
"Oh no, I thought I was so careful! How did you find out?" Gordo still had a bit of a glazed look.
*Duh hello, can you say obvious!*
"Well it's the way you stare... I mean Miranda was not surprised at all she said she suspected it all along.... How deep in it are you? Is there any way you can be drug out!?" Lizzie looked hopeful and a bit weirded out by the conversation going on.
"Well not to deep, I might still could be pulled out if-" He could not say any more, Lizzie's lips pressed hard against his in an accward kiss then pulled away leaving a very weirded out look on Gordo's face.
"Please tell me you felt something! Anything at all!?" Lizzie pleaded desperately with all her soul that the answer would be 'yes'
"uhh no, you see I uhh-" he again was interrupted by a cry from Lizzie as she poured out tears and ran for the door of the school. Leaving a very confused slightly glazed over Gordo behind...
~5 hours later in a school web sight private chat:
Baby_blue: O my god Miranda I freaked out totally! I didn't know what else to do!
Mary_gold:I totally understand! It was your duty as a friend!
Baby_blue: brb my phone is ringing!
Baby_blue: OMG its Ethen!
Mary_gold: OMG! ETHAN IS CALLING YOU... WAIT DID GORDO TELL HIM...?
Baby_blue: No.... I guess not
Mary_gold: O then what?
Baby_blue: He wants me to meet him and Gordo down at the boat house in 20 mins... what do I say?
Mary_gold: Yes, DUH!
Baby_blue: OMG I need to find something to wear! Bye!
Mary_gold: ok I want details girl c ya
~At Beach house~
"Yo Lizzie thought you would never come! Know we got to ladies and only one me, I kinda hope the gordo don't show." Ethan smiled and Kate stepped up from behind Ethan.
"You little BITCH!" Kate launched a full on assault on Lizzie. All Lizzie could even think to do was let out a small little yelp...
*Ahhh why is she attacking me! HELP, I think I want my mom...*
"Oh cat fight, very sexy..." Ethan backed up to see the whole fight better. The Lizzie felt Kate's weight being pulled off of her by someone.
"Kate I told you it is nothing and any way you're using me any why, so what is the point!" Gordo was holding Kate back by her shirt, then Kate stopped pulling at him and started pouting about how Gordo broke her heart and how she may never love again... she was soon soothed be Ethan who lead her away by the shoulder to the pier.
"Wait, what, huh?" Lizzie looked over to Gordo a bit confused and he sighed and told her hand.
"Lets walk along the beach ok? Then I'll tell you everything..." Gordo lead Lizzie along and started to explain... "well you see it all started when I had this bad tooth thing and had to go to the dentist, he gave me this new laughing gas and my mom, of course, said yes... that was after the doctor said the tooth thing would be free. So after that I was a little drugged up and in the hallway on my way to History Kate asked me for a favor for a Favor and the Favor was something I wanted very bad so I said yes... well turns out she wanted 2 things: first to punch the Tudge for asking her out and second was to pretended to go out with her so that she could tell him no cause she had a boyfriend already, and that it was a secret passion thing, and so that maybe it would bring her and Ethen together... did that make science... at all? Gordo selected a spot in the sand and sat down, and Lizzie at in front of him.
"Then why were you staring at Ethan at lunch, then wanted to tell him something in science, THEN In the hall you said that you felt nothing when I ... uhh.... Kissed you?" Lizzie looked a bit lost and stared at Gordo trying to figure him out.
"Well one of the side effects of the gas they gave me was that I was drawn to shiny objects, Ethan was wearing a shiny shirt that day so my eyes went to it. What I was going to ask Ethan was if I could borrow a condom to make him ask who the girl was, and I would tell him it was Kate causing him to be jealous... and the other side effect to the gas was that I couldn't feel my lips... so I couldn't fell you uh kissing them..." Gordo smiled and Lizzie smiled back.
"So you're not gay?"
"uhh, no... Not last time I checked..." Lizzie got an evil grin... "what?"
"When was the last time you checked?"
"uhh, well... I.... when... you don't want to know"
"Yes I do Gordo! We are friends, you can tell me anything!"
"Not this... plus it might ruin the friendship"
"Nothing can ruin are friendship, I could only make it stronger"
"Well I guess it might could..." Lizzie leaned forward to make sure she would hear him. "Well you know when you kissed me in the hall...?" Lizzie nodded "well it was then... because when you kissed me I got a little... aroused...."
"GORDO!"
"Ahhh, don't hit don't hit! I told you you didn't want to know! Gordo dodged a few swings from Lizzie. But he grabbed he fist and pined her in the sand.
"AHH GORDO!" Lizzie started giggling madly, and then meet Gordo eyes and stopped.
"Why are you laughing at me?" Gordo looked so serious she had to laugh. "What?"
"Oh you're just.... ha ha... I just never have been pined by a guy who... like guys...." She grinned ear to ear.
"I don't like guys! I told you already!"
"Oh, David Craft, I'm so sorry to have offended you!" Lizzie giggled again. And Gordo brought his forehead to meet with hers; she stopped her giggles and was over taken by how close her friend Gordo was to her. She could feel his lips barely touch hers as she breathed up and down.
"Lizzie Lizzie Lizzie... what do I have to do to prove you wrong?" Gordo grinned. And Lizzie grinned back nervously...
*wow, Gordo is really hot! I can't believe I thought he was gay... KISS ME YOU FOOL!*
"Uh.... I... I don't know... uh... what do you think you should do Gordo..." Gordo quickly set up off of Lizzie, but Lizzie remained laying down... breathless.
"Well I think I should go home and dream about a girl, not a guy, but a very beautiful, smart, funny, wonderful girl... how does that sound?" Gordo smirked at himself.
"Huh what girl would you be talking about? Oh and what on Earth was Kates favor to you? Lizzie looked over at Gordo who smiled.
"I think you know what girl I'm talking about... LIZZIE.... And the thing Kate was giving... gave me was a little time a lone with that girl on a certain beach..." Gordo went and lay beside Lizzie.
"And what did you plane do with that girl...?" Lizzie grinned ear to ear...
"Well I thought I would start like-" Gordo placed himself having over Lizzie. "- Then I would-" he bent his head closer to hers and hesitated a moments... Lizzie got tired of waiting and reached up kissing Gordo. He relaxed and Lizzie wrapped her arms around him adding a little tongue into the kiss. Gordo let out a small grin and kept kissing. After what seemed like the best forever, Gordo pulled away from Lizzie. While smiling he whispered in her ear... "I love you Lizzie" A huge smile spread across her face and she whispered her love for him back.
"Well Gordo, what did you plan to do next wit this girl of yours?" Lizzie grinned and raises one eyebrow.
"Well I was going to-" Gordo was enturpted by an only boxer wearing boy... it was Ethan.
*Wow Ethan in boxers... I wonder what Gordo looks like in ONLY Boxers... hee hee*
"yo Gordo my bro, you got a condom that your main man can borrow?" Gordo looked over at Lizzie who now grinned wider.
"Only have one" he seemed to say more to Lizzie than Ethan...
"You know Ethan If you walk about 10 minutes along the beach, there is a Gas station, you should try there... since it looks like Gordo can't 'lend' his out today..." Gordo smiled happy at Lizzie then looked up at Ethan and smiling he shrugged.
"O well you guys enjoy, and if Kate comes by tell her I'm getting the hook up for us. Peace... and uh good luck bro!" Ethan took off to the other side of the beach.
"Now where were we?" Lizzie smiled and Gordo kissed her more deeply while she slid of his shirt...
~3 way phone call with the gang~
Miranda: Wow you will never guess what I say last night!
Lizzie/Gordo: What?
Miranda: I was at a gas station and saw Ethan Craft comes in in his underwear! Hey... I thought you were with Ethan last night Lizzie...?
Lizzie: Oh... uh something else came up
*Yeah came up my-*
Miranda: JUST SOMETHING! OH MY GOD LIZZIE, YOU JUST LEFT ETHAN THERE ALL BY HIMSELF!
Gordo: Oh uh well he had Kate to keep him company...
Miranda: What? Gordo was there too?
Lizzie: Oh umm he was walking by with his uh dog...
Miranda: oh well I have to go TONS of History work.... Wait a sec... Gordo doesn't have a dog!
Gordo: Oh shit I forgot, uh have to go... bye!
-click-
Lizzie: I need to do my homework see ya Miranda!
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Miranda: ......
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"Yeah, I mean he has been acting so weird the last few days! First he punches the Tudge then he is late for history! I wonder what is up with him!" Miranda brushed her hair back hitting what appeared to be a someone standing behind her.
"Yo waz up ladies? I could help but over hear you gal talkin." Ethen smiled his usaul empty headed smile and melted both the girls with his... accent...?
*Oh My God! Ethan Craft! I think I'm going to melt! ahhhh!"
"uhhh hi Ethan... do you think you can help us in any way?" Miranda smiled big and her eyes began to twinkle.
"Oh yeah, you see its like this... the reason your gordo bro is so wacko... hey that rhymed... oh uh yeah, is cause he is... in love..." Ethan gave a sly gin and nodded ego blown at his own theory. Lizzie and Miranda waited for a minute for Ethan to say he was joking then busted out with mad laughter.
"Gordo! In love! Yeah right! Gordo is like romance defect of the year!" Miranda brought her laughter to giggles and wiped the tears out of her eyes.
"Well you gals get back wit me know, don't leave me hanging." Ethan got up holding his hand in a peace sign stupidly and walked away. Lizzie and Miranda shot him a thumbs up and an ear to ear smile. But they were still thinking about what he had said.
*Yeah Gordo in love! Totally not ever even going to happen... right...?*
At that moment Gordo sat... well actually landed on the chair beside Lizzie. They all just looked at him trying to figure out what he was thinking. Then he jolted up and looked around, resting his eyes on someone at a far table... it was ETHAN! Gordo had this spacey look like he was on some kind of drug as he stared at the tall hansom... yet oh so stupid poster boy.
"Uh Miranda can I talk to you alone for just a minute?" Lizzie dragged Miranda away, Gordo so fixed he didn't even notice them leaving.
"Miranda! Gordo is GAY!" Lizzie bit her nails and looked over at her glazed over friend. "He is a homosexual! Oh my god Miranda, this is big! I mean he likes the same guy we do... that just weird..."
"Well at least we have something in commin with him other than... well nothing. And think about it, gay guys are really good people to shop with... OH maybe that why he never goes shopping with us, he was afraid it would expose his inner... self" Miranda didn't seem a bit shocked by this. In fact it seemed like she had known forever. "I mean look at him... I can't believe you never noticed before... I mean HELLO Gordo's whole self screams, "hey I'm gay"" There was no more time to talk, the bell rang for 3 period and everyone hustled out of lunch.
~Science Class~
Lizzie went over to sit by Gordo before he had a partner for lab, but it was to late Ethan got there before her, Gordo looked very happy and got the same glazed over look he had at lunch.
"yo bro, you said you had something to tell me!" Gordo was about to say something to the ever so clueless Ethan When out of no where Lizzie snatched him up and drug him out into the hall.
*I have to save him by any means possible! Gordo can't be gay... and Ethan is so MINE!*
~Hall~
"Gordo I know you secret...." Lizzie strode out in the hall facing Gordo and she had a very worried look in her eyes.
"Oh no, I thought I was so careful! How did you find out?" Gordo still had a bit of a glazed look.
*Duh hello, can you say obvious!*
"Well it's the way you stare... I mean Miranda was not surprised at all she said she suspected it all along.... How deep in it are you? Is there any way you can be drug out!?" Lizzie looked hopeful and a bit weirded out by the conversation going on.
"Well not to deep, I might still could be pulled out if-" He could not say any more, Lizzie's lips pressed hard against his in an accward kiss then pulled away leaving a very weirded out look on Gordo's face.
"Please tell me you felt something! Anything at all!?" Lizzie pleaded desperately with all her soul that the answer would be 'yes'
"uhh no, you see I uhh-" he again was interrupted by a cry from Lizzie as she poured out tears and ran for the door of the school. Leaving a very confused slightly glazed over Gordo behind...
~5 hours later in a school web sight private chat:
Baby_blue: O my god Miranda I freaked out totally! I didn't know what else to do!
Mary_gold:I totally understand! It was your duty as a friend!
Baby_blue: brb my phone is ringing!
Baby_blue: OMG its Ethen!
Mary_gold: OMG! ETHAN IS CALLING YOU... WAIT DID GORDO TELL HIM...?
Baby_blue: No.... I guess not
Mary_gold: O then what?
Baby_blue: He wants me to meet him and Gordo down at the boat house in 20 mins... what do I say?
Mary_gold: Yes, DUH!
Baby_blue: OMG I need to find something to wear! Bye!
Mary_gold: ok I want details girl c ya
~At Beach house~
"Yo Lizzie thought you would never come! Know we got to ladies and only one me, I kinda hope the gordo don't show." Ethan smiled and Kate stepped up from behind Ethan.
"You little BITCH!" Kate launched a full on assault on Lizzie. All Lizzie could even think to do was let out a small little yelp...
*Ahhh why is she attacking me! HELP, I think I want my mom...*
"Oh cat fight, very sexy..." Ethan backed up to see the whole fight better. The Lizzie felt Kate's weight being pulled off of her by someone.
"Kate I told you it is nothing and any way you're using me any why, so what is the point!" Gordo was holding Kate back by her shirt, then Kate stopped pulling at him and started pouting about how Gordo broke her heart and how she may never love again... she was soon soothed be Ethan who lead her away by the shoulder to the pier.
"Wait, what, huh?" Lizzie looked over to Gordo a bit confused and he sighed and told her hand.
"Lets walk along the beach ok? Then I'll tell you everything..." Gordo lead Lizzie along and started to explain... "well you see it all started when I had this bad tooth thing and had to go to the dentist, he gave me this new laughing gas and my mom, of course, said yes... that was after the doctor said the tooth thing would be free. So after that I was a little drugged up and in the hallway on my way to History Kate asked me for a favor for a Favor and the Favor was something I wanted very bad so I said yes... well turns out she wanted 2 things: first to punch the Tudge for asking her out and second was to pretended to go out with her so that she could tell him no cause she had a boyfriend already, and that it was a secret passion thing, and so that maybe it would bring her and Ethen together... did that make science... at all? Gordo selected a spot in the sand and sat down, and Lizzie at in front of him.
"Then why were you staring at Ethan at lunch, then wanted to tell him something in science, THEN In the hall you said that you felt nothing when I ... uhh.... Kissed you?" Lizzie looked a bit lost and stared at Gordo trying to figure him out.
"Well one of the side effects of the gas they gave me was that I was drawn to shiny objects, Ethan was wearing a shiny shirt that day so my eyes went to it. What I was going to ask Ethan was if I could borrow a condom to make him ask who the girl was, and I would tell him it was Kate causing him to be jealous... and the other side effect to the gas was that I couldn't feel my lips... so I couldn't fell you uh kissing them..." Gordo smiled and Lizzie smiled back.
"So you're not gay?"
"uhh, no... Not last time I checked..." Lizzie got an evil grin... "what?"
"When was the last time you checked?"
"uhh, well... I.... when... you don't want to know"
"Yes I do Gordo! We are friends, you can tell me anything!"
"Not this... plus it might ruin the friendship"
"Nothing can ruin are friendship, I could only make it stronger"
"Well I guess it might could..." Lizzie leaned forward to make sure she would hear him. "Well you know when you kissed me in the hall...?" Lizzie nodded "well it was then... because when you kissed me I got a little... aroused...."
"GORDO!"
"Ahhh, don't hit don't hit! I told you you didn't want to know! Gordo dodged a few swings from Lizzie. But he grabbed he fist and pined her in the sand.
"AHH GORDO!" Lizzie started giggling madly, and then meet Gordo eyes and stopped.
"Why are you laughing at me?" Gordo looked so serious she had to laugh. "What?"
"Oh you're just.... ha ha... I just never have been pined by a guy who... like guys...." She grinned ear to ear.
"I don't like guys! I told you already!"
"Oh, David Craft, I'm so sorry to have offended you!" Lizzie giggled again. And Gordo brought his forehead to meet with hers; she stopped her giggles and was over taken by how close her friend Gordo was to her. She could feel his lips barely touch hers as she breathed up and down.
"Lizzie Lizzie Lizzie... what do I have to do to prove you wrong?" Gordo grinned. And Lizzie grinned back nervously...
*wow, Gordo is really hot! I can't believe I thought he was gay... KISS ME YOU FOOL!*
"Uh.... I... I don't know... uh... what do you think you should do Gordo..." Gordo quickly set up off of Lizzie, but Lizzie remained laying down... breathless.
"Well I think I should go home and dream about a girl, not a guy, but a very beautiful, smart, funny, wonderful girl... how does that sound?" Gordo smirked at himself.
"Huh what girl would you be talking about? Oh and what on Earth was Kates favor to you? Lizzie looked over at Gordo who smiled.
"I think you know what girl I'm talking about... LIZZIE.... And the thing Kate was giving... gave me was a little time a lone with that girl on a certain beach..." Gordo went and lay beside Lizzie.
"And what did you plane do with that girl...?" Lizzie grinned ear to ear...
"Well I thought I would start like-" Gordo placed himself having over Lizzie. "- Then I would-" he bent his head closer to hers and hesitated a moments... Lizzie got tired of waiting and reached up kissing Gordo. He relaxed and Lizzie wrapped her arms around him adding a little tongue into the kiss. Gordo let out a small grin and kept kissing. After what seemed like the best forever, Gordo pulled away from Lizzie. While smiling he whispered in her ear... "I love you Lizzie" A huge smile spread across her face and she whispered her love for him back.
"Well Gordo, what did you plan to do next wit this girl of yours?" Lizzie grinned and raises one eyebrow.
"Well I was going to-" Gordo was enturpted by an only boxer wearing boy... it was Ethan.
*Wow Ethan in boxers... I wonder what Gordo looks like in ONLY Boxers... hee hee*
"yo Gordo my bro, you got a condom that your main man can borrow?" Gordo looked over at Lizzie who now grinned wider.
"Only have one" he seemed to say more to Lizzie than Ethan...
"You know Ethan If you walk about 10 minutes along the beach, there is a Gas station, you should try there... since it looks like Gordo can't 'lend' his out today..." Gordo smiled happy at Lizzie then looked up at Ethan and smiling he shrugged.
"O well you guys enjoy, and if Kate comes by tell her I'm getting the hook up for us. Peace... and uh good luck bro!" Ethan took off to the other side of the beach.
"Now where were we?" Lizzie smiled and Gordo kissed her more deeply while she slid of his shirt...
~3 way phone call with the gang~
Miranda: Wow you will never guess what I say last night!
Lizzie/Gordo: What?
Miranda: I was at a gas station and saw Ethan Craft comes in in his underwear! Hey... I thought you were with Ethan last night Lizzie...?
Lizzie: Oh... uh something else came up
*Yeah came up my-*
Miranda: JUST SOMETHING! OH MY GOD LIZZIE, YOU JUST LEFT ETHAN THERE ALL BY HIMSELF!
Gordo: Oh uh well he had Kate to keep him company...
Miranda: What? Gordo was there too?
Lizzie: Oh umm he was walking by with his uh dog...
Miranda: oh well I have to go TONS of History work.... Wait a sec... Gordo doesn't have a dog!
Gordo: Oh shit I forgot, uh have to go... bye!
-click-
Lizzie: I need to do my homework see ya Miranda!
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Miranda: ......
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