AN; I was just messing about on this but I decided I might as well post it!
10 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN...
1~Jump on his back and say, "I'll be your spider monkey!"
2~Buy him a dog, call it Jacob
3~Kiss him, then when Bella comes in push him off and scream "YOUR MARRIED!"
4~Sing 'Sparkle In The Sun', while pointing at him
5~Say "I know your secret" wink and walk out the room
6~When He Walks Into The Room Have Alice Pretend To Tell You That You And Him Are Going To Get Married Soon
7~Bring In Some Random Baby And Say To The Baby While Pointing To Edward. "There's Daddy."
8~Tell him to face it, he's not bronze, he's ginger (not dissing gingers, there awesome)
9~Think Of You And Him Making Out All Day While Following Him Around. (Wouldn't mind that!)
10~Tell Him That Jacob Got Renesmee Pregnant And That They're Calling The Baby Edward.
What did you think?
Review! Please?
He he he...It seemed a random but
cool idea, at the time at least!
Anyhoo...Hope you enjoyed reading!
~TotallyTeamAlec