"Punk Rock 101" is by Bowling for Soup. Standard Apology. This was fun to
write, my first Harry Potter songfic!
Potions 101
Sung by Ducking for Bludgers
(Vocals: Fred and George Weasley; drums: Lee Jordan; guitar: Harry Potter;
bass: Ron Weasley)
We read all the topics
Snape's heart's microscopic
We wish it were just 'bout grades
But it's Houses that come first (Slytherins: HA!)
Snape gave us a zero
'Cause Harry's our hero (Harry: Huh?!)
Snape's got no dinero (Fred: No money for hair care!)
We all know this class is cursed (Ron: I thought it was DADA that was
cursed)
Griffindors sing the chorus (Griffindors: Whoo!)
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101
We mixed up a Peace draught but somebody messed up
We all wound up with detention 'cause Snape felt like it
He took off a few points
After so many diss-points (Hermione: Is that a word?)
We really only did one thing wrong (Ron: Darn crocodile heart!)
Ravenclaws sing the chorus (Luna: What's going on? Cho: Just sing!)
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101
Don't for get the bezoars (-ars, -ars, -ars!)
Gotta grind them up good (-ood, -ood, -ood!)
Seven years later
Snape's still such a hater
We've moved on to NEWTs but bat's wings we still must stir
The story never changes
Just names and the faces
Like Harry and Neville (Harry: Sorry Neville!) (Neville: No problem)
We're living on a prayer
(Harry: Did you just say that?)
(Fred and George: We said...)
Hufflepuffs sing the chorus (Zacharias: I beg your pardon? I excel at--
) (Hannah: Oh do shut up and sing!)
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101
Everyone sing the chorus (Slytherines: HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?!!?)
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101!
write, my first Harry Potter songfic!
Potions 101
Sung by Ducking for Bludgers
(Vocals: Fred and George Weasley; drums: Lee Jordan; guitar: Harry Potter;
bass: Ron Weasley)
We read all the topics
Snape's heart's microscopic
We wish it were just 'bout grades
But it's Houses that come first (Slytherins: HA!)
Snape gave us a zero
'Cause Harry's our hero (Harry: Huh?!)
Snape's got no dinero (Fred: No money for hair care!)
We all know this class is cursed (Ron: I thought it was DADA that was
cursed)
Griffindors sing the chorus (Griffindors: Whoo!)
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101
We mixed up a Peace draught but somebody messed up
We all wound up with detention 'cause Snape felt like it
He took off a few points
After so many diss-points (Hermione: Is that a word?)
We really only did one thing wrong (Ron: Darn crocodile heart!)
Ravenclaws sing the chorus (Luna: What's going on? Cho: Just sing!)
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101
Don't for get the bezoars (-ars, -ars, -ars!)
Gotta grind them up good (-ood, -ood, -ood!)
Seven years later
Snape's still such a hater
We've moved on to NEWTs but bat's wings we still must stir
The story never changes
Just names and the faces
Like Harry and Neville (Harry: Sorry Neville!) (Neville: No problem)
We're living on a prayer
(Harry: Did you just say that?)
(Fred and George: We said...)
Hufflepuffs sing the chorus (Zacharias: I beg your pardon? I excel at--
) (Hannah: Oh do shut up and sing!)
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101
Everyone sing the chorus (Slytherines: HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?!!?)
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101
It's stupid, so unfair
We all feel such despair
Can someone please save us from Potions 101
It's icky, these weird plants
There's stains on my new pants
Let's throw up all our hands at Potions 101!