Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, lived a little girl called Little Red Riding Hood. She got the name from her red cape, in which she wiped her bloody hands from going on hunting trips with her evil friend, the hunter.
One day while setting fires in the woods, she came across a starving vegan wolf, who was at the end of his strength, due to no longer eating other animals, since that was not nice.
The wolf asked the girl what she has in her basket.
"Rabbit tail sandwiches" the girl answered.
The starving wolf was appalled, but still begged her to give him a little of the sandwich bread to still his hunger, but the mean girl yelled at him "No way, these are for my fat and satiated grandma!"
She then walked away to slay a hedgehog family or two.
The poor wolf was in desperate need for food, so he went to the nearest house in hopes to find a good person, willing to show him some kindness.
He knocked on the door and an old grumpy woman opened it. She roared at him. The scared wolf gasped in shock and simultaneously tripped and fell with his wide opened mouth over the fulminating hag who accidentally ended up in the wolf.
The poor wolf, unused to meat in his stomach, felt very sick and he had to lay in the bed. Then came the cruel Red riding hood and started interrogating the poor animal. The wolf was so scared, that he couldn't say a single word, however the mean grandma was saying things out of his stomach and mimicked the wolf's voice, to make it seem that our wolfy is some kind of evil, blood thirsty monster, who wants to eat Red riding hood.
The deviant girl quickly figured out that the person whose talking out of the wolf's stomach is her companion Grandma, so she too quickly jumped down the wolf's throat, so that they could hack out their evil plan.
The wolf has had enough with the animal abuse he had to suffer through, so he decided to go to PETA to report the crimes done against him. He was stopped however, since in front of the house the hunter was awaiting him, who received a call from Red riding hood and Grandma. The radiation of the mobile phone in the wolf's stomach would have without a doubt caused a lot of medical complications in the long run, had the hunter not torn the wolf apart in that moment.
Due to the only witness of this crime getting murdered and made into a fur rug in grandma's living room, the evil trio had an easy job at making up a false story about our wolf being the evil villain and the police didn't suspect a thing.
The truth would have remained hidden away, had a brave fanfiction writer not decided to make it see the light of day.
Remember kids, don't trust anyone.