This is my very first fic,so please be nice

This is my very first fic,so please be nice.Constructive critisism always welcome and flames will be used to roast marshmellows.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OC's, everything else belongs to the amazing J.K. Rowling.

Happy Reading!

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I hate this.

I really REALLY hate this.

Hate.

Hate.

Hate.

Positivly.

Absouloutly.

DETEST.

Do you have any idea what it is like to be STUCK in a to small cage,in a bloody moving box with wheels and you just got your hair done? Well I do and I really don't appreciate it.

OH and also to have a little nagging conscience in the back of your head,telling you that you may be going to face your doom at this place what the two-legged call the vet?You see,there thy poke you with little sharp pointy things and prod you in places that should not be mentioned in polite society.It's like HELLO!? Private property here!Only I can touch there when giving myself a bath.

Jeez how rude.

Oh my and how rude of myself not to introduce myself.Ah-hem.Cough cough.H-H-HACk!Eww…A hairball.Would anyone come and clean this up?(What it sounds like to Hermione and her parents:Meowmeow Meow meow MEOW!) -Silence-. "Oh good grief Crookshanks,how grossss.You will have to wait until we stop.Nasty."

Fine.Whatever.Be that way.

Oh yes.My name is Crookshanks as happily pointed out Hermione pointed out.(Hermione is my pet by the way.She thinks she owns me,but nah-ah.Other way around.)

No wait.Let me rephrase the whole "My name is Crookshanks thing". 'Tis "Thee AMAZING Crookshanks". Anything sounds better with AMAZING in front of it. For example: "Thee AMAZING cat of ……Something". OK maybe not "Something", but that is all I can think of.

GOOD GREIF!Stop suddenly much.Do you realize how Nastily Gross it is to fall into your barf!? Come-onnn,my hair.My lovely,

silky,velvety,pretty coloured,nice smelling hair.

-Pause-

Do I smell smoke?

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As you can tell,I see Crookshanks as a sarcastisc and dramatic cat.

Please review 