An article by Lois Lane

by katibabe

A quick one shot article written by Lois lane that takes a look at a part of Superman's life no one thought to explained.

Philanthropist or Filanderer?:

New York Streets Riddled With Abandoned Suits.

Homeless people everywhere now have a snazzy new wardrobe. Countless Suit jackets, shirts, pants, ties, socks, and shoes, have been found in street Alleys, phone booths, revolving doors, and Evlavators all over the City. Many believe this unusual form of litter is related to the recent spike in the number of streakers around timtime square. Others claim to have seen a mysterious man leave the close all over town as acts of charity. As an investigative journalist for the daily planet, My personal speculation is that Superman had been leaving the close behind as he changes in and out of his secret identity. And by taking an investigative look at the close themselves, the location as well, we might just get one step closer to discovering the identity of the man behind the 'S'.