AN

Okay, so I love Cosmo/Wanda and I have since I was a little kid and they're just not being represented right in the show or in FanFiction. I could only find a handful of lovely Fanfics like an Abra Catastrophe one that was ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL (but only had one review, seriously what is wrong with you people?!, I saw a divorce CW fic with more views!), and represented them so well. But most of the fanfics here are just like the craziness in the show. What happened to the Oh Yeah Cartoons and Season 1 Cosmo who called her all these sweet nicknames (Lollipop, Lamb Chop and my personal favorite Snookie), and just loved Wanda to death? Now suddenly, he's a jerk always calling her fat, a nag and he's stupider than ever! And Wanda used to lovingly help him with his mistakes instead of always calling him a twit, moron and idiot and so on. Well, I got frustrated and so I'm trying my hand at writing some FOP meaningless fluff which we are sadly lacking. I mean, it can't be just me!

Disclaimer-I surely own nothing, because if I did, Cosmo's voice would still be sexy and he wouldn't act like a tool all the time!

Eternal Love

Chapter 1-You Are My Life

"Man, what a day!" Timmy exclaimed dramatically as he flopped onto his bed. "I never thought I'd have to fight a dog for my own body."

"Yeah, and I never thought I'd be tempted to fight a dog who was coming on to my Lollipop," Cosmo piped up from his place hovering in the air.

Wanda blushed and smiled at him. "Aww, Pudin..." She floated over and kissed his cheek. He wrapped an arm around her and nuzzled his face into her swirly, pink hair.

Timmy made a face. He couldn't say he was a fan of when his god parents got too mushy in front of him. He'd already had to withstand a full day of Cosmo's incessant whining because of his separation from Wanda, and while he was glad that they were reunited again, he'd rather not be a direct witness to it. "Okay, guys I'm gonna hit the sack. You can go relax in your castle now."

"Thanks, Timmy!" Cosmo exclaimed. He was excitedly looking forward to some alone time with his wife.

"Goodnight, sport," Wanda said as she tucked him in and softly kissed his cheek. "Sweet dreams, and we love you."

Timmy smiled fondly up at his godmother. "Love you too. Night."

"C'mon, baby," Wanda said looping her arm through Cosmo's and turning towards the fish bowl where their castle was nestled.

"Right behind you, lamb chop!" Cosmo replied exuberantly. And with that, they disappeared from Timmy's room in a poof of pink and green smoke.

A second later they reappeared within the walls of their ornate castle. In a comfortable silence, the couple locked up their wands for the night and proceeded up to their bedroom. In a well choreographed dance, they chaned into their nighttime apparel and climbed into bed.

"So, Lollipop," Cosmo started as he snuggled Wanda in his arms, "What did I miss?"

Wanda ruffled his mop of green hair affectionately. "Well, the dog in Timmy's body ate his cereal face first, chased after the school bus and kept sniffing everyone's butt. It was all very... weird."

Cosmo laughed. "Sounds like a hoot! Anything else?"

Wanda sighed tiredly and laid her head on his chest. "Mmm, not really. Oh, I did run into these other fairies who told me that it was normal for their god kids to switch places with animals. Go figure. One of them even let her kid switch places with a frog."

Cosmo frowned, deep in thought. "Wait a minute... don't they dissect those?"

"Exactly!" Wanda exclaimed. "See, you get it! It wasn't just me!"

Cosmo grinned happily. "Cool, I got something! Wait, what did I get?"

Wanda just smiled lovingly at him and kissed his jaw. "Don't worry about it sweetie, it wasn't important."

"Whatever you say, lamb chop," Cosmo accepted easily enough.

The two settled into more comfortable positions as sleep began to take them. Just as Wanda's eyes fluttered shut, she heard the hesitant voice of her husband in her ear.

"You know," he whispered. "I really did miss you terribly today, Snookie."

A warm sensation made its way throughout Wanda's body as her heart leaped within her chest. She always felt Cosmo was at his most sincere and affectionate when he called her that and it made her feel like the most special fairy alive. She would never take for granted the love of such a pure and kind person as her husband. She was so very lucky.

"Oh, Cosmo-"

"Wait, let me finish," he interrupted her smoothly. "After we separated I was thinking that I would just hang out, maybe call up some of my old friends. But then I remembered, I have no friends."

"Now, Cosmo, that's not-!"

"The only person who came to my mind was you. At first I thought, man, I have no life! But then I realized that YOU, WANDA, ARE my life!"

Tears pooled in Wanda's eyes as she burried her face in Cosmo's neck and began peppering his collarbone with tiny kisses. "And your MINE, Puddin. All... mine..."

Cosmo petted her hair fretfully as wetness leaked into his shirt. "No, don't cry, Lamb Chop! Did I say something wrong? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-!"

Wanda cut Cosmo off with a fiery kiss. They enjoyed each other thoroughlly for a moment before she pulled back and began gently kissing his eyelids and forehead. "Don't. You. EVER. Apologize. For saying. Such. Sweet things. To me."

Cosmo hugged her tighter and began running his fingers through her hair. "But I made you cry? What kind of jerk makes his wife cry?!"

Wanda rubbed his back reassuringly. "Baby, these are happy tears."

"So that's good?"

"Very good."

They engaged in another long kiss before rearranging themselves underneath the covers.

"I love you so much, Cosmo," Wanda said as her eyes fell shut for the final time.

She grinned as she felt Cosmo gently tweak her nose. "I love you more, Snookie."

And with that, they fell into a deep and peaceful slumber, tightly entangled in each others' arms.

AN

So yeah, it's not very long and I don't expect to win an award for this or anything but if you enjoyed this then leave a review on your way out. I plan to continue what I've started here as a oneshot collection. The next one will be centered around the episode Lovestruck. If you have any ideas or things you wish to see me write, let me know. Hope you enjoyed it and see you soon!