~*Bickering.....it always wins the heart.....uh, I think.*~
A/N: Hasn't been beta'd yet, so sorry!
"Once upon a time, there was a young girl, named Elizabeth, and a young boy named William. Together they danced in the fields of gold and swayed with lush green grass. They sang, laughed, and most of all,loved."
" And blah, blah, blah, blah."
"Shut up Spike!"
"Fine, fine...."
"What was I saying?"
"Somethin' 'bout soddin nancy boy love stories."
"Oh, right. So, everything was beauitful and enchanted, until the most evil, treacherous, dark creature came into the peaceful worl-"
" Her name was Drusilla, pet."
"Spike! I'm trying to tell a story here!"
"Okay, okay...sorry."
" So, the evil creature used her magical powers and used them to ruin the passionate love that lied between the young couple. She used her long nails to scratch the young girl and ruin-"
"She did not! You're bloody out of your mind!"
"Spike! If you interrupt me one more time, I swear I'll cut that tongue of yours off so you have nothing more to say!"
" Well-"
"Spike!"
"........."
"Okay, back to the story. Anyways, the creature would go buy Drusilla. An evil name for an evil creature. Spike, I know you're going to say something, but just shove it! Anyways, Ms. Drusilla captured young William and took her to her murky dungeon and cast spells on him. All the while, Elizabeth tried to save William after suffering so much and-"
"Okay, now I have to definitly cut in! You were bloody drooling on Peaches!"
"I was not!"
"Were too!"
" Was not!"
"Yes you were!"
"Spike, I was not drooling on Angel!"
"And I'm not the sexiest man alive."
"........"
"Exactly. I've made my point."
"Fine, Spike. Whatever. AS I WAS SAYING UNTIL YOU RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME, Elizabeth shed blood for her beloved. Her heart was torn and battered and she had no money to replace-"
"Your wanker of a father is a multi-millionaire! What are you yabbering on about???"
"Okay, fine! Why don't you tell the story, Mr. Know-it-all!!??"
" I bloody will!"
"Hmph!"
"Okay, so William was stuck in this dungeon. His dear Elizabeth went on taking all of the men waiting for her and took each one of them to her grand room in the palace-"
"Oh my god, Spike. I did not sleep with anyone!"
" Uh, uh, uh......naughty little girl. No interuppting me."
" You did it to me!"
" Only because it was needed!"
" Well, this time it was needed too!"
All of a sudden, the door slammed open and a young, brown-haired girl walked in.
"Can you two just please, shut the hell up!!! I have a math test tomorrow! GOD!!!!"
The door was slammed shut again.
"Now look what you did!"
"What I did??"
"Yeah, you made your sister mad!"
"Shut up bleached boy! If it wasn't for your constant interrupting I would have been done-"
The door opens again.....
"Hey, you two! Dinner is ready. My roast beef is going to be burned by the time you two stop bickering so get your butts downstairs!"
Both Buffy (Elizabeth) and Spike ( William) fought to get out of the room first.
"Ow! Spike, you made me hit my arm on the door knob. That really hurt!"
Spike suddenly stopped smirking and raised Buffy's arm to his mouth and kissed it.
"Sorry about that, love. Here you go, ladies first."
"Aww, Spike. You're such a gentleman."
"You know me..."
Buffy smiled and walked out of the room, leaving Spike alone in her room.
Spike grinned, " Now I can get that leapord little thong I always wanted to take home. Now where is it?"
A/N: Please review!
A/N: Hasn't been beta'd yet, so sorry!
"Once upon a time, there was a young girl, named Elizabeth, and a young boy named William. Together they danced in the fields of gold and swayed with lush green grass. They sang, laughed, and most of all,loved."
" And blah, blah, blah, blah."
"Shut up Spike!"
"Fine, fine...."
"What was I saying?"
"Somethin' 'bout soddin nancy boy love stories."
"Oh, right. So, everything was beauitful and enchanted, until the most evil, treacherous, dark creature came into the peaceful worl-"
" Her name was Drusilla, pet."
"Spike! I'm trying to tell a story here!"
"Okay, okay...sorry."
" So, the evil creature used her magical powers and used them to ruin the passionate love that lied between the young couple. She used her long nails to scratch the young girl and ruin-"
"She did not! You're bloody out of your mind!"
"Spike! If you interrupt me one more time, I swear I'll cut that tongue of yours off so you have nothing more to say!"
" Well-"
"Spike!"
"........."
"Okay, back to the story. Anyways, the creature would go buy Drusilla. An evil name for an evil creature. Spike, I know you're going to say something, but just shove it! Anyways, Ms. Drusilla captured young William and took her to her murky dungeon and cast spells on him. All the while, Elizabeth tried to save William after suffering so much and-"
"Okay, now I have to definitly cut in! You were bloody drooling on Peaches!"
"I was not!"
"Were too!"
" Was not!"
"Yes you were!"
"Spike, I was not drooling on Angel!"
"And I'm not the sexiest man alive."
"........"
"Exactly. I've made my point."
"Fine, Spike. Whatever. AS I WAS SAYING UNTIL YOU RUDELY INTERRUPTED ME, Elizabeth shed blood for her beloved. Her heart was torn and battered and she had no money to replace-"
"Your wanker of a father is a multi-millionaire! What are you yabbering on about???"
"Okay, fine! Why don't you tell the story, Mr. Know-it-all!!??"
" I bloody will!"
"Hmph!"
"Okay, so William was stuck in this dungeon. His dear Elizabeth went on taking all of the men waiting for her and took each one of them to her grand room in the palace-"
"Oh my god, Spike. I did not sleep with anyone!"
" Uh, uh, uh......naughty little girl. No interuppting me."
" You did it to me!"
" Only because it was needed!"
" Well, this time it was needed too!"
All of a sudden, the door slammed open and a young, brown-haired girl walked in.
"Can you two just please, shut the hell up!!! I have a math test tomorrow! GOD!!!!"
The door was slammed shut again.
"Now look what you did!"
"What I did??"
"Yeah, you made your sister mad!"
"Shut up bleached boy! If it wasn't for your constant interrupting I would have been done-"
The door opens again.....
"Hey, you two! Dinner is ready. My roast beef is going to be burned by the time you two stop bickering so get your butts downstairs!"
Both Buffy (Elizabeth) and Spike ( William) fought to get out of the room first.
"Ow! Spike, you made me hit my arm on the door knob. That really hurt!"
Spike suddenly stopped smirking and raised Buffy's arm to his mouth and kissed it.
"Sorry about that, love. Here you go, ladies first."
"Aww, Spike. You're such a gentleman."
"You know me..."
Buffy smiled and walked out of the room, leaving Spike alone in her room.
Spike grinned, " Now I can get that leapord little thong I always wanted to take home. Now where is it?"
A/N: Please review!