Castlevania Dreams
When the Shaft botches an attempt at resurrecting Dracula, his mind is sent to the dream world. When he meets a girl whose own dreams are as chaotic as Castlevania itself, you know things are about to get extremely weird…
I do not own Castlevania….
Prologue: DAMN YOU SHAFT!
The dark priest Shaft was busy preparing a virgin sacrifice to use for his Dark Lord, Dracula when Death came in. Turning his head to the robed skeleton, his face showed signs of irritation as he was drawing the blood needed. "What in the many layers of Hell do you want Death? Can't you see I'm busy drawing this virgin's blood for our master?" Death just looked at the mortal in front of him, his face in the perpetual grin of all skulls, as he spoke in a concerned tone. "I am fully aware Shaft, but that virgin there is not as she appears." Shaft just grunted as he returned to his work. "Listen Bonehead, I searched for 3 fucking years for this virgin, and I am not going to waste any more time finding another one, so fuck off and let me work in peace!" Death just sighed as he turned away, knowing that this just won't end well.
A few hours later, Shaft was inside Castlevania's keep, along with Camilla, the vampira, Death, The Frankenstein monster, the Mummy, and Succubus, who, in between raisings of the dark lord had become Shaft's wife. All but Shaft were standing in front of Dracula's throne, as Shaft stood over the Darklord's remains. In his hand was a very large container of blood, which he poured over the remains. As the group watched, the bones formed veins, then organs, then muscle, then finally skin and Dracula's clothes appeared on the body. The group then waited for Dracula to rise and give his speech, but he did not awaken, he just stayed asleep.
"Oh good going Shaft!" the mummy said, about to strangle the preist, "you used the wrong blood didn't you?"
"DAMMIT!" Shaft yelled, "I made sure myself the girl was a virgin! I don't know what went wrong!"
Death then went over to Shaft, and looked at his master's sleeping form, he then glanced back at the priest, brandishing his Scythe. "Shaft, I told you so. Now we have to defend Castlevania until a way to awaken him can be found. In the meantime, no one can know of Dracula's prolonged sleep. This means that no other minions but us are allowed in here."
Shaft just stared at the Dark Lord's body and sighed as Succubus put her hand on his shoulder. "Well, I'll run some tests on the blood to see what might have caused this, Mummy, place him in his coffin, it wouldn't be right for him to be found sleeping on the floor. And make sure the defenses are exceptionally difficult for the Belmonts and Alucard in case he decides to come and visit as well." Everyone then left, Shaft the last one to do so. But before he did, he took one last look at his master.
"Whatever is going on in your head, master, let us hope it will keep you occupied before awakening…"
OOOH….Someone placed a whammy on Dracula… but don't worry, things are about to get weird…