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By: XxMelxBelxX and JazzJenzie

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Chapter One

The Nature Clan, one of the strongest ninja holders throughout the land. Every person belonging to this higher clan are each specialized with strong power and energy connected to Earth...
Well except for four kids that couldn't hit a cow much less a moving target.
They're names are Saki, Kari, Akira, and Raito, probably the worst ninjas ever and they are about to go on a journey to find a strong rival against their clan...
What in the world was their leader thinking?

The four ninja's stood in front of the leader, Jobo (Random name 0.0) his short brown hair was combed back and held his kendo stick firmly in his left hand. "Young ninja's I believe you all know what your mission is, and I do not want to see any failure. You will be sent to Japan, you will undergo as regular kids, go to regular school. The whole clan is depending on you, so I wish you good luck on your quest." Jobo said with a nod. His rose to his feet and stared at the 4 ninja's with a sigh.

He was doomed...
Saki was zoned out staring at who knows what, he always wondered what went on in her head...
Raito was texting, maybe a girl...totally ignoring him, their leader!
Akira looked like he was paying attention but his glasses flashed from the lights above, so he might just be sleep/standing...
Kari on the other hand looked focused; thank god he could count on one of them!
"Aye aye captain!" Raito said without looking up from his phone and gave a little salute. Jobe sighed deeper.
"Do I have to gooo...?" Saki whined lightly.
"Yes..." Jobo said sharply. She pouted.
Akira stayed silent but nodded.
"We'll try our best Master Jobo!" Kari said with a smile.

"But sir, what school are we headed to exactly?" Kira asked?
"Ouran academy." Jobo said as he stared at Kira.
"What?" Akira said as he pushed up his glasses.
"I said Ouran Academy." Jobo repeated.
"No, no, no, do you have any idea what sort of kids go there. There all rich and selfish, they have school uniforms! You can't expect me to wear a tux!" Akira yelled. Jobo sighed.

"And the girl uniforms look like fat lemonssss...," Saki said with a yawn. "Plus yellow isn't my color..."
"Whatever, no matter what I wear the ladies will still love me." Raito gloated. Everyone sweatdroped.
"You're so full of yourself." Saki commented with a quiet sigh.

"Maybe this isn't such a good idea." Jobo muttered.
"No! Sir we can handle it!" Kari yelled. Jobo was surprise by the small girl's sudden outburst. "I mean, please sir." Kari said with a bow.
"Very well, Kari, I will leave you as team leader." Jobo said.
"Thank you sir, I will not fail you." Kari said with a salute.
Akari rolled his eyes.

"Well when do we get this party started?" Raito asked.
"As soon as possible." Jobo said in his low voice.
"Can I take a nap first?" Saki asked lazily.
"No!" They all exclaimed. She pouted.

"When do we leave?" Akari asked as he folded his arms.
"Tomorrow morning, I expect you all to be up and ready by 8:00." Jobo said.
"I'm not up and ready by 9:00." Raito commented.
Kari sent him a glare.

"What about Saki?" He retorted and pointed at the red headed girl who was half asleep and slightly swaying. "She doesn't wake up till 12!" Jobo sighed heavily and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Well if that's all Master," Akira began. "We'll start to prepare for our departure..."
"Just go..." Jobo pointed to his door. Akira nodded and dragged his friends out of the door.

"Well that didn't go as I planned." Kari sighed.
"Really? I think it went perfectly." Akari said with a shrug.
"Come on let's just started getting ready." Kari sighed as she started down the hall.
"Well someone's nervous." Akari whispered to Raito.

He nodded in agreement.
"I don't blame her...Master Jobo made her our leader...so now she has to live up to his expectations..." Saki explained as she watched Kari.

"Well she's got to learn how to chill." Akari commented as he watched her walk into her room.

"Well then," Ratio began and pushed Akari forward. "Go give her a pep talk while I get my beauty sleep." Saki rolled her eyes. "C'mon Saki!" He dragged her away.

"But... I stink at peep talks." Akari muttered. Akari watched Sake and Raito leave and sighed. "Here goes nothing... except my dignity... and pride... and my older brother statues..."
Akari strode to the door and gave it a soft knock."Hey... Kari um... want to talk... or not I mean I am perfectly fine with not talking." Akari said quickly. Akari swayed back and forth as he waited for his little sister to reply.

Kari stared at him for a moment then shrugged. "What's there to talk about?" She asked and went back to packing.

(Meanwhile)

"He's so screwed!" Raito snickered while he and Saki walked to their rooms.
"Well aren't you a good friend..." She responded sarcastically. He slung an arm over the red head's shoulders.
"Saki you just don't understand..." He answered with a sigh.
"I understand that you're a moron." She muttered.

"Well you seem a little..." Akari hesitated.
"A little what?" Kari asked as she swung the door to her closet open.
"A little worried, this is your first time being team leader, so I thought I could give you a little peep talk." Akari said with a shrug as he leaned against the door.
"Akari you stink at peep talks." Kari said as she pulled out a large black suitcase.
"I do not." Akari replied sourly.
"You do too; remember that one time I was too afraid to jump in the pool! You said there was monster in there that would eat me, and then you pushed me in! And then Raito bit my leg!" Kari argued as she gave her older bro a death glare
"But we were kids!" Akari complained.
"That happened last week." Kari hissed as she ripped open the suitcase. Akari sweat dropped.
"Oh...um... yeah... did I mention how sorry I was for that?" Akari asked as he rubbed his head.

Kari rolled her eyes. "No you were too busy laughing..." She growled.
'Maybe I should get Saki to do this.' He thought with a sigh and watched Kari throw random things into her suitcase.

Kari reached for several weapons and stuffed them into the bag.
"I think you should leave." Kari said as she reached for the zipper.
"Are you su-" Akari froze when a sharp knife landed next to his head. He gulped and slowly turned to get a closer look at the blade.
"Yeah I'm sure." Kari said with an innocent smile.

Akira backed out of the room and let out a shaky chuckle. "Well um goodnight then sis..." He said nervously and practically ran down the hall to his room.
Once he left Kari let out a sigh and ripped the knife from the wall and stuffed it into her bag. She plopped onto her bed and stared at the ceiling. For awhile Kari just thought and thought about the mission and what might happen. Especially about how if they failed it would be all her fault. Finally, she drifted into a deep sleep.

(Mean while)

Akari sprinted to his room and locked the door. He leaned against and slowly slide down to his knees.
"So much for peep talk." he thought in dismay. He quickly jumped to his feet and stared around. "Guess I should start packing." he said as he reached for a suitcase. Akari started to grab his cloths when he notices and odd form under his the covers of his bed. Akari slowly reached for his kendo stick and made his way towards the messed up bed. Akari was never one for bed making.
Akari held the kendo stick high with his right hand as he slowly reached for the covers with his right. He gripped the covers and swung them off. Akari brought his kendo stick down but stopped when he saw a sleeping Saki.
"..." Akari didn't know what to say. This wasn't the only time Saki had accidentally misplaced his room for hers.

He sighed. "Hey." He said loudly.
"Zzzzzz..." Saki snored slightly.
"SAKI!" He yelled and smacked her with a pillow, hard. Still nothing. "..." Once again he let out a loud long sigh. Finally after jabbing her in the cheek with his Kendo stick viciously she stirred awake.
"Hnn?" Saki yawned loudly. "What're you doin in my room?"
"This is my room Saki." Akira said as he pinched the bridge off his nose. Saki sat up and looked around still dazed.
"Oh..." After a moment of silence and her just blinking Akira gave up.
"Go back to bed." She nodded weakly and fell back into sleep

Akari finished packing around 8:30 and was ready for a good night sleep. He stared down at Saki and sighed.
"I could go in her room... but." Akari thought as he remembered the last time he tried to enter the red head's room.
*Flash back*
A tired Akari entered Saki's room with a bored expression. Yet again Saki had mistaken his room for hers, thus leaving the poor Akari with no place to sleep. Akari stumbled into Saki's room and flicked on the lights.
The room wasn't very decorated, this was no surprise to Akari accounting for how lazy Saki had become over the years. The bed was poorly made and there was a small box on the dresser. Akita ignored the box and continued towards the bed, tripping on swords and books as he went. Akita jumped on the bed and laid back with a yawn. He stared up at the ceiling to see a picture of the Jonas brothers staring back at him. He chuckled when he saw different sorts of daggers indented in the brother's heads.
Akita closed his tired eyes and started to drift into sleep. Akita opened his eyes when he heard a faint "Crack" from above.
Akita looked up to see one of the daggers starting to chip of the ceiling. Akita almost screamed when the dagger started to fall towards him. He jumped out of the way right before the dagger could hit the spot where his head used to be.
Akita stared at the dagger in horror. "T-That was too close." he thought.
Akita took a step back and yelped when he accidentally stepped on a sword that was on its side. Akita held his bleeding foot in pain.
He hopped back and gasped when he tripped over one of Saki's books and landed dangerously close to a couple daggers.
"This place is a death trap!" Akita thought in horror as he scrambled for the door. He continued to trip of Daggers, swords, book, and other objects as he neared the door. Luckily Akita tripped right before a large pile of books could fall on top of his head.
Akita sprinted out of the door shut it tight. His chest went up and down as he inhaled and exhaled.
*End of flash back*
Akita shuddered at the memory.
"Never again." he hissed. Akita walked over to his closet and pulled out 2 extra blankets and a pillow. He placed on of the blankets on the floor at the bottom of his bed. He then threw the pillow down on top of the blanket and rested his head on it. He pulled the second blanket over his body and sighed.
"Maybe in Japan she will actually sleep in HER bed." Akita hopped before drifting in to a silent sleep.
*Mean while*
Raito had finished packing and was not very excited about the long trip. He ran his hand through his long blond hair and laid back on his pillow. He reached for a small remote that was on his dresser and pointed it towards his stereo. A loud punk song came bursting out of the stereo.
*ROCK IT HARD ROCK IT LONG!"
Raito grinned and turned it up. He frowned when he heard a bang come from the wall.
"TURN THAT RACKET OFF!" a familiar female voice screeched
Raito smirked to himself. He always thought it was funny when he woke up his female neighbor. His neighbor was a girl named Kaminari. She was Akita's girl friend. Raito never understood how someone like Akita was able to date a girl like Kaminari, but then again girls never made sense to Raito.
Raito pressed + on the remote and the music turned up.
"Don't make me come over there." Kaminari said calmly. Raito smirked. He knew for sure this time that Kaminari wouldn't be able to get through the locks on his door. Saki couldn't even make them budge.
Raito opened his eyes and sat up. He leaned his head to the wall and was quiet as he listened to Kaminari get up and walk towards the door. He gulped as he heard her UN-lock her door and walk down the hall towards his room. He jumped to his feet and stared at the door. He smirked when he saw the door handle wiggling.
"Oh Raito, you've locked the door." Kaminari sighed.
Raito smirked. "Lets see you try and get through this." he called. He wasn't going to let anyone get in the way of his music this time.
"Raito, I'll give you a warning, if you don't turn off the music in less than 3 seconds, I will knock down this door and do it myself." Kaminari warned.
"Bring it." Raito laughed.

"1"

Raito sat on his bed smirking at the door. There was no way Kaminari was going to get through his locks. They were all metal. Completely packed and full proof.

"2"

Ratio's smirk slowly turned into a frown. He had a bad feeling that he was probably doing something pretty stupid by challenging Akita's girl friend. "No, what am I thinking, she can't get through this." Raito thought.
"3" Kaminari said. Raito gulped when there was an odd silence. It was like watching one of those movies where the girl is walking down the hall, and you know the monster is going to jump out somewhere, you just don't know when. And then there's that odd silence, and the next thing you know, the girl is screaming.
"Raito." A voice hissed behind him.
"AHHH!" Raito screamed as he spun around to see Kaminari looming over him. "H-How did you get in here?" he stuttered.
Kaminari pointed behind her at an open window.
"…..Dang it…." He muttered.
The rest of that night, the only thing that could be heard, was the screams of poor Raito.

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