Well this story is for the 'big kids', so all you little kids (under 13 or whoever's mature enough for these types of stories) don't read this story and complain to your drunken parents so they won't yell and bitch to me! Well anyway, this story is about Yugi looking for a Twinkie . . . No, not that type of twinkie, you perverted child (he does not want that type anyway)!
As always, I DO NOT own anything in this story…except the twinkies! I OWN THEM ALL!!
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Twinkies
"Yay! It's finally time for lunch," Yugi said with much glee. He ran into the lunch room as fast as he could. "I hope my mom packed my favorite snack," he opened his lunchbox. "A TWINKIE!" He looked inside and saw nothing but a sandwich, an apple, and a box of juice. "Aww, she forgot to pack it." He looked over to the entrance and saw his friends entering.
"Hey Yug," Jonouchi started, "why didn't you wait-up for us?"
Anzu said, "Yea, you just ran out of class. Mr. Fiji told us you had an illness or diarrhea, and we should stay away from you."
"What? No, I don't have diarrhea. I was just hungry so I grabbed my little lunchbox and ran here."
"Well I'm getting hungry, I think I'll buy some crappy lunch food," Honda said.
Yugi said, "But you don't have money."
"Well, Jonouchi and I are going to beat up kids for their lunch money like we always do."
"Oh, how nice Honda." Anzu said while sitting down, ready to eat her lunch. Honda and Jonouchi trotted off looking for some kid to beat-up.
"Hey Anzu," Yugi started, "do you have a Twinkie that I may have?"
"What? I don't have a twinkie!"
"Please? I know you're hiding one!"
"No I'm not!" she smacked Yugi and ran off to sit with her other friends.
"Gee, what's her problem? All I want is her Twinkie that she's been hiding from me!"
Honda finally got his lunch and sat next to Yugi. "So what happened to Anzu?"
"She wouldn't give me something . . . Say Honda," Yugi turned to him, "do you have a Twinkie?"
"What? Yea, I have a twinkie . . ."
"Well can I have it?"
"NO!"
"Why not?"
"You have your own; go eat it!" He madly gaited away.
'Why wont anyone give me their Twinkie?' Yugi thought to himself.
"Hey Yug" Jonouchi sat down and began to eat.
"Jonouchi, do you have a Twinkie?"
"Yea, why?"
"Can I have it?"
"What? Why?"
"Because I love them! And I love that cream stuff in the center!"
"Yug," Jonouchi stared, "I love you . . . as a brother. But you're not going to eat MY lovely worm!" He looked at his tray, "Oh damn it! I need more . . . everything!" He got up and went over to a kid and started to beat him up.
'Maybe Kaiba has one' he thought to himself. He walked over to Kaiba, who was sitting near some crappy fan girls. ((I know you Kaiba fan-girls have super powers but please don't kill me for saying that!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!)) "Kaiba--"
The brunette interrupted, "What the hell do you want?!?"
"Well I can asking for a Twinkie, if you have one."
"Oh yea, he has a very big one!" one of the fan girls yelled.
"Really? Can I have it?"
"Umm. Yugi, do you mean one of those snake things or-"
"Yea, yea! Well, do you have one or not?"
"No"
"Oh man," ha turned away and started to walk to his table. "But wait, Kaiba, what other 'Twinkie' did you think I said?"
" . . . A 'dork' not belonging to a whale."
"I don't understand."
"How about a 'string' hanging? Do you understand?"
"I'm not following."
"I MEAN A DICK!! A freaking dick!"
"Y-you thought I meant that? I dear Gawd," he covered his mouth and walked away embarrassed.
Da End
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Well…all I can say is… wow that has to be one of the CRAPPYEST stories I've ever done! Well maybe not the crappyest…