Huey, Dewey, and Louie were not their typical selves lately. They did not cause regular mischief and pranks like they used to. All the golden practical jokes were overworked and done. Plus their favorite target, their uncle Donald, was on vacation.

However, inspiration would knock them in the nose.

"Find anything yet?"

"No, Dewey. All Louie and I found were pointless facts. Who wants to know lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the United States? It's useless!"

Louie started a huge fit of laughter.

"What's your problem?" Dewey grumbled.

"Uncle Donald was banned in Finland for never wearing pants!" Louie chuckled.

All three ducks cackled hysterically.

After calming down, Huey's eyes widened.

"Dewey, look! People write stories about Disney characters on this site!"

"Wak! Lemme see!"

"What are these stories called?" Louie wondered.

"They're called 'fanfiction' supposedly."

"This has gotta be good."

For nearly an hour they read many stories. Unfortunately, they were not their taste.

"This is boring! Hey, what's this?"

Dewey clicked on a link to "Discussion Forums" and skimmed through it.

"Roleplay Disney…Favorite Disney Movie…Who is the Best Disney Princess? I gotta see this!"

Donald's nephews read the posts one after the other.

DisneyLover1!: Who in your opinion is the best Disney Princess?

PrincessFantasy: It has to be a tie between Ariel and Jasmine.

TaleAsOldAsTime: You're wrong! The best is Belle! She is smart and looks into the heart.

ThroughTheLookingGlass: Alice is the best. I also like Wendy and Eilonwy.

Flamesilocks: They are not even princesses!

90sKid: I like Sally, Nala, Esmeralda, Megara, and Jane.

CenturysBeginning: What about Kida and Giselle?

CartoonAddict: My favorite is Jessica Rabbit.

OfficialBoss: You guys are being silly! They aren't official!

Dewey had a light bulb moment.

"I got it! We will have a competition to determine who the best Disney Princess is!"

"What good is that?" Huey groaned.

"It will be fun! Trust me."

"Okay, I'm in." Louie agreed.

The ducklings rushed to the phone to convince the princesses to enter the competition.

A/N This may seem random, but I couldn't help it. This is intended to be a humor story but I'm not sure if I'm good at it. The usernames are bogus and supposed to be puns.