This is me and my friend Lindsey writing. We are very bored so…. Don't expect any normality…

Disclaimer: We don't own anything except our laptops and our boyfriends, but they don't count due to the fact they're fictional.*sob*

TawniePOV

"What the hell are you doing?" I screamed at Nico.
"Dying Sonny's hair green!" He exclaimed.
"Why is she unconsiouse?"
"She didn't agree to the plan!" Zora Crazied, falling out of a heating duct.
"If you get any green on anything I personally will kill you."
"Wouldn't that chip you nails?" Weird unnaturally blonde girl. Run or hide? OFFER ZORA AS BAIT!
"Ahhhhhhhh!" I shoved Zora at5 the girl and ran out of the room. I need frozen yogurt!

Anabeth's POV

15 minutes earlier

"How many Half-bloods are here anyway?" I asked.
"As far as I can tell, a lot, *I'm surprised there hasn't been a massacre yet." Grover replied.
"So what's the plan?" I inquired.
"You trick Zora into following you, Grover tells Gradey he knows an awesome enchilada place around the corner, and I romance Sonny into going on a Pegasus with me." Percy responded self confidently.

"I'm gunna kill you, Seaweed brain." Ugghh… Boyfriends *eyeroll*

"I love you too, Annabeth."

"Hate yo-.' I was interrupted when he kissed me.

"Just this once." I agreed

"Works everytime."

"If you weren't such a good kisser I'd…"

"Kill me. I know."
"Oh if you wouldn't just jump into a fountain and heal youself I defiantly would…."
"As much as I love the love fest." Grover cut in. "We have a massacre to prevent."
"We'll talk later." I promised. One kiss wasn't going to keep me from killing him.

Sonny's POV:

"Why the heck is my hair green? And why the hell…o is Zora in some random girl's arms?"

"Grady and Nico." Said Tawni.

"Tawni." Huffed Zora.

"Nice hair." Smirked the strange girl.

"And who is SHE!" I screamed
"Oh yeah, that. I'm Annabeth."
"And I'm Jackson, Percy Jackson."
"Oh I love this part! I love this part!" Two random girls yelled, hoping up and down happy claping.
"Who are you?" Annabeth cried.
"We're the authors! Do what we say or we'll kill you off!" The blue haired one yelled happily.
"Ahhhh! Too many new characters! The pain!" Gradie fell to the ground and curled up.

"Well…." The blue haired one said

"Say something about the way the story ends and I will kill you." Said the Pink haired one, hitting her friend over the head with a nerf gun and knocking her out. She grabbed her feet, smiled, and dragged her unconscious friend away. Okay, not entirely unconscious, she sat up and said "We'll be watching you." And with that, she lost consciousness again, fainting.

"Well…. That was really… random." I said.

"Hey, Zora I know a really cool explosive store…"

"Great, I need more!"

She's a crazy, not another one.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! We'll come to!" Nico and Grady said.

"Yaaaaaaaaay! Shopping!" Tawni said.

"uggggh… Maybe I can find the antidote to the green." Scoweled Sonny.

Percy looked at me. "What about the plaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn?" he whined.

"Shut it, Seaweed brain."
"What did you call me?" Sonny cried.
"Not you, him."
"Are you two like, dating?" Tawnie asked.
"Not anymore."
"Nooooo!" Percy dropped to his knees "I summon the power of Posiden to avenge my broken heart!" He raised his arms to Olympus.
"Oh shit, not this again, the last time I was permanatly wet for a month."

"What?" asked Sonny.

"Let's just say, personal tsunamis… not a good thing., but it's better than Nico trying trying to get revenge on me… I'd be dead by now."

"Why would I kill you?"

"Not you, another Nico, actually the one I'm talking about is like, 12."

"OOOhhhh… does he like explosives? Is he hot?

"Ummmmmm…. His favorite activity is raising the dead. And I don't know, I was taken by Seaweed Brain when I met him…."

"No one fear, Chad Dillan Cooper is here, Woah! New characters, holy crap! Guy almost as hot as me… I must kill HIM!"

"I'm surprisingly hard to kill….. Just ask that Titan guy, oh wait he's dead."

"Wow, Seaweed Brain, you don't take breakups well, don't you?"

Chad's POV:

Okay… now that guy's just scary.

"Woah, bro it's cool. No sweat!"

"The cafeteria has GREAT enchiladas!" Grover yelled as he entered the room.
"And you are?" I prompted.
"Awesome."
"Woah I am too!"
"Percy Annabeth, we ready to go? There's a mob coming to you."
"Oh, yeah, you're the pro at this! Do your thing!" Percy guy yelled, "I'll go take down the mob." And he left, pulling a pen out of his pocket. What was he going to do, falsify my signature?

Percy's POV

I can't believe Annabeth broke up with me, That's the Third time this week, and today's only Tuesday.

I pulled out Riptide, a good fight was just what I needed.

Crap. That's a shit-load of monsters. I uncapped my pen, and it elongated into a shimmering bronze sword, but I knew I wouldn't make it through this mob, as much as I hated to admit it, I needed Annabeth to help me with this, even Styx wasn't going to help me now.

"Gods, Seaweed Brain, lost without me, aren't you?'

I'd never been gladder to see an ex-girlfriend in my life.

"You wish!"

We fought our asses off, and won. Grover bundeled everyone past us, saying something about an explosives store, C.D.C looking very confused. Son of Aphrodite if I ever saw one. I smirked.
"This is so going to chip my nails!" Tawnie cried. Daughter of Aphrodite fo shizzle

Hey boss. I heard Blackjack say, as soon as we reached an alley. Sure enough, He swooped down , 3 friends in tow.
"O-m-geee! Pegasi!" Tawnie yelled.
Seriously boss?
"Yes." I said to both blackjack and Tawnie. One problem, we made flight arrangements earlier that morning, so I was planned to be on blackjack and Annabeth was with me.

We didn't expect an extra person, but that person saved my ass.

"Damn, Percy, what are you doing here?" I jumped.

"Nico? What are you doing here?"

"Visiting my pops. What are YOU doing here?"

"Celeberity Demigods."

"Yo Annabeth, G-man, What's up?"

"Not much."

"…."

"Annabeth, seriously, What's up? You look like you just broke up with your boyfriend."

"You're really observant Nico."

"What'd Percy do this time?"

"Tell ya later, Nico, you can ride with Percy and Chad."

Nico's POV

"Chad?"
"Me." A blond said.
"Oh, you're on that show 'McTavish Trips' right?" Goth kid asked.
"It's Mackenzie Falls and its won 290 tween choice awards!" He yelled.
"Well this is going to be a fun pegasis ride." Percy muttered.
"I have a rock, it is black, like my soul." Goth kid said, maybe that would shut them up.
"You're hot." Some girl with pig tails told me.
"I think I'll shadow travel…"

"Nico, that'll just make you really tired."

"I don't give a damn, and you shouldn't either. Besides with him and the fact that Pegasi hate me, I'd rather not."

"They don't hate you…"

Yeah, we do. The dude smells like dead guys.

"Don't worry about me, Percy, I'd wind up killing Cad Dilly Cooer any ways, this is better for everyone."

'Except me…" said Zora in a small voice.

"Two can shadow travel, just don't let go of my hand." Zora grabbed his hand, and they melted into the shadows.

Nico POV (Emo hades dude)

"So, do you like explosives? And revenge?" Zora asked as we entered the woods of Camp Half Blood.
"Both are good. I'd guess you're a daughter of Nemesis." And right on cue, the word Revenge shimmered above her head.
"I think my mom's name is Cathy."

"Then you're not my type… shame. Oh, and I have to kill you."

Zora pulled out a catapult of some kind, and a stack of ham.

"Try."

"How'd you fit that in your pocket? You…You know what? I don't wanna know. Oh, and one more thing, I think you might just be my type… maybe." And then Nico, yes, Nico, (goth emo dude)smiled.

Percy's POV

"What's up with you and that Zora girl?"
"Let''s just say a think Hades might become a grandpa…"
"God! I'm can't tell if that's perverted or sweet…"
"It's both…"

From Lindsey (Blue haired girl who wont stay down): So….. Yeah…. That's it so far…. There might be some guy on guy action and someone might get eaten by 'Leary soo… heres Jenny…

Jenny (Pink haired violent girl) Yeah…. There will be more Percabeth and Channy and Zico… R&R…. ! Sorry about the spazzing. No flames please.