Well, this is totally pointless. I was sittin at home thinkin' about how to get my hands on Eclipse, when i thought of this. It's really stupid and not that funny, but still. I don't think anyone's thought of this before. SO random.

Dedicated to Jolene :)

ENJOY!

Jasper tells a joke

Jasper, Alice, Emmet, Edward, Rosalie and I were at the Cullen's house with nothing to do. Carlisle and Esme were out hunting. Suddenly, Jasper got an idea.

"Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure..." Alice replyed. Everyone else just nodded. So did I. We neaded something to do, and we were desperate enough to listen to his not-funny-at-all-jokes.

"Alright. A monkey walked into a bar and asked the bartender, 'Do you have any rootbeer?'. The bartender said no. The next day the monkey walked into the bar again, and asked the bartender, 'Do you have any rootbeer?'. The bartender said no. The next day the monkey walked into the bar again. He asked for a rootbeer. The bartender said: "No, and if you come asking for any rootbeer again, I'll nail a board to your head!' So the next day, the monkey walked into the bar and asked, 'Do you have some nails and a board?' The bartender said 'no...' And then the monkey said, 'Good! Now do you have any rootbeer?" He smiled proudly.

Silence.

"That wasn't really funny." Rosalie said in her beautiful voice, taking the words right out of my mouth.

"Yeah, dude. Lame." Emmet sighed.

Jasper frowned. He looked at us, and then his frown turned into a smirk.

"Are you sure?"

Suddenly I felt like laughing. HARD. And that I did. Apparantly I wasn't the only one because soon, Alice was rolling on the floor laughing, Emmet was banging his fist on the table trying to stop, Edward fell off his chair, and Rosalie put her hand over her mouth to stiffle her laughter.

"D-dammit Jasper!" Edward choked out. "S-stop!"

He pretended not to hear, and instead, he smiled. "Now, was that funny or was that funny?" He asked.

Realising nobody would give in, I tried. "F-funny." I managed out through the roaring laughter.

"What was that?" He asked, still smirking.

I felt like my sides would break. "YOUR JOKE WAS HILARIOUS NOW STOP IT!" I roared.

Everyone was back to normal. Well, as normal as a family of Vampires could get. I sighed in releif, but then got nervous again when I saw that they all were staring at Jasper(more like glaring) with smirks and smiles.

"W-what?" He asked.

"GEEEEETTT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM!!!" Alice yelled, somehow still smiling.

And so, the chase to see who could kill (not literally) Jasper was on. I just stayed in the living room, waiting for their return so I could get a peice of him too.

That day, our guts nearly busted, Jasper was beaten up but still smiling, and I went home to find Charlie had put metal in the microwave and it had blown up. Oh Joy.

See what I mean? Not particularily proud of it, but it was o.k...I think.

Review! Or I'll make Jasper use his powers on you!!! Wait...that would be cool...dammit.