Based off In Which Haru Rants For A Very Long Time by Animegirl10 and a conversation I had with my sister. I was Haru, and she was Kyo. However, she's a lot more even tempered, and quiet.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket.
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"Its times like these, when you're sitting there quietly, that I think you're planning on taking over the world."
"What the hell?" Kyo turned to face Haru who was calmly eating an onguri. They were sitting alone in Shigure's kitchen.
"See, I think that stupid act is just your cover," Haru continued.
"Oi! What stupid act!"
"Your hot headedness, and rash actions. And Yuki always beating you, for that matter."
"You think I'm faking that?"
"Of course."
Kyo didn't want to ask. He really didn't. Listening to Haru's mad stories always ended in a headace. But he was a cat…
"Why?"
"To lull everyone into a false sense of security and get them to underestimate you, of course."
It was a weirdly logical agreement, which in its self was disturbing. If applied to something other than world domination it would be a brilliant battle strategy. "Damn. Why didn't I think of that before?"
"I told you, you did. But I understand why you have to play dumb."
Kyo felt his eyebrow twitch. "Right. So how would I go about taking over the world?"
"How should I know? Its your plan."
The two boys stared at each other, each thinking the other was an idiot. Their unofficial staring contest was interrupted when Tohru entered the kitchen.
"Oh, was I interrupting something? I'm sorry, I can come back later so-"
"Don't worry about it," Haru said, motioning her to sit down. "We were just talking about how Kyo will take over the world and how I'll be his general."
"We were not!"
"We were getting there."
"Really? Wow Kyo-kun! How are you going to do that?"
Kyo ate another onguire.
"He can't really answer that question, because the world would be able to plan for it. But he'll need a wife to rule by his side, and I think that should be you."
Kyo inhaled and choked on the rice.