I can't think of anyone who needs a shrink more then Kamui. This was just a
idea that started to grow.
Disclaimer: In case you've mistaken me for CLAMP (happens all the time), I don't own any of the characters.
"Alright, Mr.Shiro, please sit down and tell me why you're here."
"Well, Doctor, all my friends were saying I was looking more depressed then Kakyou and Subaru put together, so they pitched in money for me to see you."
"Tell me about your friends."
" Where do I start. A guy who is constantly happy, even though he's doomed to die, a girl who never smiles, a exorcist, a confused looking magazine editor, a kid who's addicted to ice cream, and a lady who works at a bath house."
"And they think you're the one who needs help?"
"What?"
"Never mind, Mr.Shiro, tell me a bit about your childhood."
"Okay, you asked for it..
Flashback.
Kamui (as a child) is being tucked in for bed by his mom. "Mommy, can you tell me a happy story?"
"Alright. Once upon a time your favorite aunt, Saya, was killed giving a very painful birth to a sword. Someday I'm going to die when you can look after yourself. She did this for us, so you could grow up and use the sword to either save the world or plunge the earth into a dark, horrific hell."
"Mommy, that's not a very happy story."
"It's as happy as you are going to get around here, kid."
Back in the doctors office.
"So, you are saying you did not have a very happy childhood"
"Something like that, Doc."
"Didn't you have any friends then?"
Flashback.
Little Kamui and Fuma are playing and talking.
"And I promise, Kamui, that no matter what, I'll protect you" Fuma pauses and thinks for a moment "Well, unless I turn into a dark evil version of myself who is out to kill you and the ones you love. Then I won't be able to protect you. But we'll just have to hope that doesn't happen" *smile*
Doctors office.
"Kamui, maybe we should try a rockshaw test. Its where I show you a piece of paper with a ink blot on it, and you tell me what you see in it. Lets try this one first."
"It looks like. Kotori's severed head"
"I'm not even going to ask. What about this one?"
"Tokiko's severed head."
"Um.okay. This?"
"Aunt Saya's severed head."
"Kamui, please look closely at the next one, and try to imagine it being something else then a severed head."
"This one sort of reminds me of.Fuma's severed head."
"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THE SEVERED HEADS?!?"
*shrugs * "I don't know. They just seem to pop up in my life."
" Mr.Shiro, I think you are beyond professional help. Please go before you drive me insane."
"You, know doctor, I am feeling better. I think you have really helped. Thank-you." Kamui gets up and shakes hands with a exasperated doctor. Kamui leaves, while the doctor buzzes his secretary "Who is my next appointment?"
" A young man named Seishiro is here to see you."
Disclaimer: In case you've mistaken me for CLAMP (happens all the time), I don't own any of the characters.
"Alright, Mr.Shiro, please sit down and tell me why you're here."
"Well, Doctor, all my friends were saying I was looking more depressed then Kakyou and Subaru put together, so they pitched in money for me to see you."
"Tell me about your friends."
" Where do I start. A guy who is constantly happy, even though he's doomed to die, a girl who never smiles, a exorcist, a confused looking magazine editor, a kid who's addicted to ice cream, and a lady who works at a bath house."
"And they think you're the one who needs help?"
"What?"
"Never mind, Mr.Shiro, tell me a bit about your childhood."
"Okay, you asked for it..
Flashback.
Kamui (as a child) is being tucked in for bed by his mom. "Mommy, can you tell me a happy story?"
"Alright. Once upon a time your favorite aunt, Saya, was killed giving a very painful birth to a sword. Someday I'm going to die when you can look after yourself. She did this for us, so you could grow up and use the sword to either save the world or plunge the earth into a dark, horrific hell."
"Mommy, that's not a very happy story."
"It's as happy as you are going to get around here, kid."
Back in the doctors office.
"So, you are saying you did not have a very happy childhood"
"Something like that, Doc."
"Didn't you have any friends then?"
Flashback.
Little Kamui and Fuma are playing and talking.
"And I promise, Kamui, that no matter what, I'll protect you" Fuma pauses and thinks for a moment "Well, unless I turn into a dark evil version of myself who is out to kill you and the ones you love. Then I won't be able to protect you. But we'll just have to hope that doesn't happen" *smile*
Doctors office.
"Kamui, maybe we should try a rockshaw test. Its where I show you a piece of paper with a ink blot on it, and you tell me what you see in it. Lets try this one first."
"It looks like. Kotori's severed head"
"I'm not even going to ask. What about this one?"
"Tokiko's severed head."
"Um.okay. This?"
"Aunt Saya's severed head."
"Kamui, please look closely at the next one, and try to imagine it being something else then a severed head."
"This one sort of reminds me of.Fuma's severed head."
"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THE SEVERED HEADS?!?"
*shrugs * "I don't know. They just seem to pop up in my life."
" Mr.Shiro, I think you are beyond professional help. Please go before you drive me insane."
"You, know doctor, I am feeling better. I think you have really helped. Thank-you." Kamui gets up and shakes hands with a exasperated doctor. Kamui leaves, while the doctor buzzes his secretary "Who is my next appointment?"
" A young man named Seishiro is here to see you."